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Fish must be very holy
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RE: Fish must be very holy
(March 20, 2015 at 1:52 pm)LiveAboard Sailor Wrote: Today...The world eco-balance...is not in balance.......

Wow, you've created a whole new sub-genre.

Necro-gibberish.
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#12
RE: Fish must be very holy
(February 7, 2014 at 9:42 am)Boris Karloff Wrote: considering God gave them a pass with the whole "destroy the earth with a flood except 2 of every animal" thing.

Naaah, they just weren't bothered by all the water!
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#13
RE: Fish must be very holy
Of course the fish are holy, why do you think the pope wears a fish hat?
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#14
RE: Fish must be very holy
(February 7, 2014 at 9:42 am)Boris Karloff Wrote: considering God gave them a pass with the whole "destroy the earth with a flood except 2 of every animal" thing.

Mr. Pratt [see what I did, there?], God gave the fish a pass, but we as a species have re-defined the word 'fish' to mean 'whatever is left'. We're doing what God didn't. We rock.

Boru
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#15
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Nothing like a pic:
https://www.google.com/search?q=dagon+fi...B293%3B270
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#16
RE: Fish must be very holy
(February 7, 2014 at 11:03 am)Faith No More Wrote:
(February 7, 2014 at 9:42 am)Boris Karloff Wrote: considering God gave them a pass with the whole "destroy the earth with a flood except 2 of every animal" thing.

Fish are decidedly unholy. That's why god, rather than simply put them out of their misery, cursed them to smell like vagina.

I thought they smelled like fingers.

Shows what I know . . .

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#17
RE: Fish must be very holy
Do any of you understand or know the meaning of the term "brackish water?"
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#18
RE: Fish must be very holy
(February 7, 2014 at 9:42 am)Boris Karloff Wrote: considering God gave them a pass with the whole "destroy the earth with a flood except 2 of every animal" thing.

Well, the fresh-water fish would have been f***ed. I imagine Noah must have had fish-tanks on the ark as well...

What I find most interesting is: why did Noah have to save pigs and other definitely un-holy creatures? What were the Jews supposed to do with them, since they couldn't eat them? Use them to look for truffles?
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#19
RE: Fish must be very holy
Pigs have cloven hooves. They just fuck up on the cud thing.

Not that the picky Jews would eat a cud.

As far as I know . . .






Well . . .








They didn't, did they ?????????












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RE: Fish must be very holy
(March 21, 2015 at 9:43 pm)Drich Wrote: Do any of you understand or know the meaning of the term "brackish water?"
Yes. And your point is?
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