(March 24, 2015 at 12:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Is there anything that Boehner isn't baffled by?

1. How to set the tanning both on "way too high"
2. How to get drunk

(March 24, 2015 at 12:38 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:

(March 24, 2015 at 12:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Is there anything that Boehner isn't baffled by?

1. How to set the tanning both on "way too high"
2. How to get drunk

I am a boorish idiotic drunk.

Shandy for me from now on.

(March 24, 2015 at 1:41 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:

(March 24, 2015 at 12:38 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: 1. How to set the tanning both on "way too high"
2. How to get drunk

I am a boorish idiotic drunk.

Shandy for me from now on.

At least you don't try to run the legislative branch of the government during a bender. I can't prove John Boener has but damn if he doesn't look drunk most of the time.

Forgetting the drunks....back to simply batshit crazy jesus freak republicunt morons!


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/color...-abortion/

Quote:Colorado Republican says brutal attack on pregnant woman could be God’s punishment for legal abortion

Thanks, Colorado for sending this lunatic to congress. I don't know who is the bigger shithead. Him or the voters.

And here is what the republicunts plan to run on in 2016. Thanks, asswipes. Unless the US is populated with complete fucking idiots you have just sealed your fate.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2015032...91ca4.html

Quote:Normally quarrelsome House Republicans came together Wednesday night and passed a boldly conservative budget that relies on nearly $5 trillion in cuts to eliminate deficits over the next decade, calls for repealing the health care law and envisions transformations of the tax code and Medicare.

Final passage, 228-199, came shortly after Republicans bumped up recommended defense spending to levels proposed by President Barack Obama.

Much of the budget's savings would come from Medicaid, food stamps and welfare, programs that aid the low-income, although details were sketchy.

Let's get it on.

This is the kind of abject shithead the republicunts have on their team!


http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/03/25...tail=email

Quote:GOP Rep claims Obamacare costing $5 million per enrollee. Turns out he's off by about $5 million

I keep telling you guys that Arizona, with a little work, could rival Texas for the stupidest republicunt motherfuckers going.

Here's another exhibit.


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/arizo...l-rebirth/

Quote:Arizona Tea Party senator: Church service should be mandatory to push ‘moral rebirth’

Just another self-serving dirtbag.

Quote:The Republic raised more serious questions regarding Allen earlier this month, when it reported on her efforts to help police officers under internal investigations after her son-in-law, a corrections officer, was accused of sexually assaulting female prisoners under his watch.

The officer, Tim Hunt, was fired after a “preponderance of evidence” corroborated the prisoners’ allegations.

(March 27, 2015 at 12:16 am)Minimalist Wrote: I keep telling you guys that Arizona, with a little work, could rival Texas for the stupidest republicunt motherfuckers going.

Well, the most famous Republican politician from your state is Senator McCain.

Normally, this would hardly be a point of state pride but by today's standards among Republicans, your state has produced what passes for the sane adult in the room.

So your going to have to replace him with a crazy teabagger first before you're in the running.

McCain is just a sleazy cocksucker, too. Never saw a problem that he didn't think could be solved by dropping bombs on it.

(March 27, 2015 at 12:47 am)Minimalist Wrote: McCain is just a sleazy cocksucker, too. Never saw a problem that he didn't think could be solved by dropping bombs on it.

Yes. Yes. And by today's Republican standards, he's what passes for the sane adult in the room.

Scary as hell but today's GOP has simply gone insane.