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RE: Suppose God (christian) was proved to exist (imperically)?
April 22, 2015 at 4:21 pm
You folks just don't get it. What you need to understand is that he's a special little snowflake. He's speshul.
Anyway, about the OP. I'd want to get to know what this God is actually like. I don't trust a 2,000 year old book about him now, so why would I have any more trust in it then. I'd be playing it by ear, but I'd want to know what the dude is really like.
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RE: Suppose God (christian) was proved to exist (imperically)?
April 22, 2015 at 5:54 pm
(April 22, 2015 at 12:12 pm)ajarnfalang Wrote: (April 22, 2015 at 12:12 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Then, why are you here?
Haha. Ok that's funny.
Isn't it? I have the same sense of humour as my fellow Admin: why are you here?
I await the punchline.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Suppose God (christian) was proved to exist (imperically)?
April 22, 2015 at 6:07 pm
(April 22, 2015 at 5:54 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (April 22, 2015 at 12:12 pm)ajarnfalang Wrote: Haha. Ok that's funny.
Isn't it? I have the same sense of humour as my fellow Admin: why are you here?
I await the punchline.
I get a notification every single time you people quote me and ask me stupid questions.
If you stop asking me stupid questions, I won't be here. Very simple.
I hope that's it. If repeating other people's thoughts is fulfilling for you, then stay here. I'm sure it'll make you feel better about yourself.
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RE: Suppose God (christian) was proved to exist (imperically)?
April 22, 2015 at 6:10 pm
(This post was last modified: April 22, 2015 at 6:12 pm by Alex K.)
(April 22, 2015 at 6:07 pm)ajarnfalang Wrote: (April 22, 2015 at 5:54 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Isn't it? I have the same sense of humour as my fellow Admin: why are you here?
I await the punchline. I get a notification every single time you people quote me and ask me stupid questions.
If you stop asking me stupid questions, I won't be here. Very simple.
I hope that's it. If repeating other people's thoughts is fulfilling for you, then stay here. I'm sure it'll make you feel better about yourself. Yes. My glorious memberego has already gained in girth just from reading, I can't even dare to try imagine what asking you an actual stupid question would accomplish!
Which is your least favorite Smurf?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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Suppose God (christian) was proved to exist (imperically)?
April 22, 2015 at 6:12 pm
(April 22, 2015 at 6:10 pm)Alex K Wrote: (April 22, 2015 at 6:07 pm)ajarnfalang Wrote: I get a notification every single time you people quote me and ask me stupid questions.
If you stop asking me stupid questions, I won't be here. Very simple.
I hope that's it. If repeating other people's thoughts is fulfilling for you, then stay here. I'm sure it'll make you feel better about yourself. Yes. My glorious member has already gained in girth just from reading, I can't even dare to try imagine what asking you an actual stupid question would accomplish!
The same as debating here with your buddies. Absolutely nothing.
"Do you believe in God?". That's the stupidest question to ask anyone.
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RE: Suppose God (christian) was proved to exist (imperically)?
April 22, 2015 at 6:12 pm
(April 22, 2015 at 6:07 pm)ajarnfalang Wrote: I get a notification every single time you people quote me and ask me stupid questions.
If you stop asking me stupid questions, I won't be here. Very simple.
I know a quicker way.
(April 22, 2015 at 6:07 pm)ajarnfalang Wrote: I hope that's it. If repeating other people's thoughts is fulfilling for you, then stay here. I'm sure it'll make you feel better about yourself.
Do you get called "tosser" a lot?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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April 22, 2015 at 6:14 pm
(This post was last modified: April 22, 2015 at 6:15 pm by ajarnfalang.)
(April 22, 2015 at 6:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (April 22, 2015 at 6:07 pm)ajarnfalang Wrote: I get a notification every single time you people quote me and ask me stupid questions.
If you stop asking me stupid questions, I won't be here. Very simple.
I know a quicker way.
(April 22, 2015 at 6:07 pm)ajarnfalang Wrote: I hope that's it. If repeating other people's thoughts is fulfilling for you, then stay here. I'm sure it'll make you feel better about yourself.
Do you get called "tosser" a lot?
See how I've never gotten personal and you have. When did I ever insult anyone here?
You get aggressive and insulting when you have nothing to say.
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RE: Suppose God (christian) was proved to exist (imperically)?
April 22, 2015 at 6:15 pm
I'm going to take a leaf out of your book and say I don't give a shit.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Suppose God (christian) was proved to exist (imperically)?
April 22, 2015 at 6:17 pm
(This post was last modified: April 22, 2015 at 6:19 pm by Chad32.)
You seem to be implying that people are stupid for debating theology on this board. My own efforts in not being personally offensive to people seem to be working better than yours, and you apparently don't even intend on having discussions here.
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RE: Suppose God (christian) was proved to exist (imperically)?
April 22, 2015 at 7:55 pm
(April 22, 2015 at 11:12 am)robvalue Wrote: *Hides under the table*
Baaahahaha! Goddammit, Rob!
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