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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 5, 2015 at 1:46 pm
(May 4, 2015 at 4:28 pm)Chad32 Wrote: When she says how Jesus knows how she feels, it reminds me of the video Darkmatter did, which explains why theists often get defensive when people talk about their god. Their god is part of them, so saying bad things about Jesus is basically saying bad things about them. That's why they get so angry when you don't fully agree with them.
Yeah, check out my sig, I borrowed that from that video!
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 5, 2015 at 1:50 pm
(May 5, 2015 at 1:46 pm)Aroura Wrote: (May 4, 2015 at 4:28 pm)Chad32 Wrote: When she says how Jesus knows how she feels, it reminds me of the video Darkmatter did, which explains why theists often get defensive when people talk about their god. Their god is part of them, so saying bad things about Jesus is basically saying bad things about them. That's why they get so angry when you don't fully agree with them.
Yeah, check out my sig, I borrowed that from that video!
I love his videos, as they are incredibly informative and controversial. I tried showing my Christian friend the DarkMatter videos. Needless to say, he didn't like them.
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 5, 2015 at 2:35 pm
(May 5, 2015 at 1:28 pm)Jericho Wrote: "Remember that if you sin, Jesus will get you in your sleep."
Yes...that was actually told to me when I was a kid by one of the old ladies in the church I went to.
So subtle! and so family friendly
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 5, 2015 at 2:38 pm
This is why I sleep with a BFG under my pillow.
(Big Fictional Gun.)
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 5, 2015 at 6:16 pm
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Quote:"Have you been washed in the blood?" 
This always creeped me out, even as a kid ... the image was out of a horror movie, to me.
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 5, 2015 at 6:46 pm
(May 5, 2015 at 6:16 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Quote:"Have you been washed in the blood?"
This always creeped me out, even as a kid ... the image was out of a horror movie, to me.
It really is creepy. The eucharist ceremony is also creepy, where one eats the body and drinks the blood of Jesus.
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 5, 2015 at 6:47 pm
(May 5, 2015 at 6:46 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: (May 5, 2015 at 6:16 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: This always creeped me out, even as a kid ... the image was out of a horror movie, to me.
It really is creepy. The eucharist ceremony is also creepy, where one eats the body and drinks the blood of Jesus.
Even now this scares me...
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 5, 2015 at 6:54 pm
And they are always vague about what part of His body you get. Seems like the Jesus might favor the more pious with better cuts, and perhaps those on the verge of getting excommunicated might be stuck with nasty connective tissue, mucosa, chitlins, sphincters, or toenails . . .
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 5, 2015 at 6:55 pm
(May 5, 2015 at 6:54 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: And they are always vague about what part of His body you get. Seems like the Jesus might favor the more pious with better cuts, and perhaps those on the verge of getting excommunicated might be stuck with nasty connective tissue, mucosa, chitlins, sphincters, or toenails . . .
Vorlon, you definitely say some of the strangest shit imaginable. But it's funny, nonetheless.
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 5, 2015 at 7:01 pm
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It occurs to me instead of specific pieces of the Jesus, in communion you get slurry instead.
Not sure how the Jesus dispenser machine works, but I could see something like a big sausage grinder affair, tended by angels and floating in the celestial orb.
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