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Ask a True Christian (TM)
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What is it with you and clipping off the ends of our dicks?
If you wanted them that way, why didn't you create them that way. Would've saved everyone a metric fuckton of trouble. 
You mean Cafe Christians aren't real Christians and are going to hell!
Thank god the coffee was good at least!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (May 19, 2015 at 1:51 am)Minimalist Wrote: What is it with you and clipping off the ends of our dicks? What's up with that anyways is the priest cutting it off then taking it to a kitchen and getting it seasoned and deep fried or something like its a delicacy or something.
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Why do you consider yourself a true Christian? Are other Christians not real ones?
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 RE: Ask a True Christian (TM)
May 19, 2015 at 5:30 am
(This post was last modified: May 19, 2015 at 5:30 am by robvalue.)
Hey YITW
 Good to see you.I have a question. Do you subscribe to the idea that the whole of science is a conspiracy, maintained worldwide throughout all areas of study and education, just to make your religion look less credible? It seems like a really bad cost/effect ratio. But we have to keep it up, nonetheless. Also, since I'm an atheist, I can pick and choose what I like from the bible at will, I don't have to do all of it like you do. I decided to pick the bit about slaves. I've been beating them pretty bad, but they're usually back to work within the day. Am I doing it right? Feel free to send me a private message.
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Oh wait that isn't a question. Give me a minute....
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 (May 19, 2015 at 1:41 am)c172 Wrote: Holey? It's got holes in it? You don't say I sometimes also say "Babble" instead of "Bible", by mistake of course. I sometimes also say "Wholly", as in "Wholly Babble". The Devil makes me do it. Bad Satan! In the name of the Wholly Spook, I cast you out of me in the name of Jebus. Oh, in case I haven't dropped enough "tells"...
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When you are swept up into the sky to meet Jesus, can I have your tools and any weapons you may own? They might come in handy during the Tribulation.
Why didn't Jesus list all 10 commandments when He had the opportunity, and why don't His followers therefore just use the ones he listed instead of all 10 ??
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RE: Ask a True Christian (TM)
May 19, 2015 at 10:09 am
(This post was last modified: May 19, 2015 at 10:13 am by YahwehIsTheWay.)
(May 19, 2015 at 1:50 am)dyresand Wrote: ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Actually, you're right you Hellbound heathen. The Babble does allow for abortion. The dumb ass phony Christians who are "pro life" don't understand our loving Lord doesnt give a shit about rights to life, never mind the rights to life among the little brats who can be stoned to death at the public square at the simple say-so of the father (the father, of course, since the mother is basically the father's property). In Exodus chapter 21:22-25, The Wholly Babble makes it clear that if you cause a miscarriage (natural abortion) by hitting a woman, you pay a fine to the father. However, if any further harm is done, you pay and eye-for-an-eye, meaning that if abortion were really "murder", as the namby pamby phony Christians maintain, the punishment would be death and not a fine. Other passages in the Babble tell us that children don't have anything close to rights to life, never mind a fetus. The only passage that these "pro life" so-called Christians can refer to is a passage in Jeremiah wrenched out of context that speaks of Yahweh's ability to see into the future "before I formed you in the womb, I knew you". (May 19, 2015 at 1:51 am)Minimalist Wrote: What is it with you and clipping off the ends of our dicks? There are a lot of ways in which the Lord is an idiot designer but SHHHHHHHHH don't tell him that. He's a sensitive feller. He's known to wipe out entire cities just because people weren't kissing his holy ass hard enough. The Lord is most insecure, as Pastor Deacon Fred said, "don't cotton to folks who don't 'ooooh' and 'ahhhh' all the time about how great he is." GLORY SWEET JESUS! PRAISE YOUR NAME DESPITE THE MESS YOU MAKE OF EVERYTHING HERE ON EARTH! Amen.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
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