It was the will of the lord. I'm sure Jesus actually helped guide his penis into her vagina.
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R'uh r'oh, Sunday school teacher impregnates teen
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(May 28, 2015 at 7:39 pm)KUSA Wrote: It was the will of the lord. I'm sure Jesus actually helped guide his penis into her vagina. Well, Jesus and Raytheon.
I'd be willing to entertain legislation permitting the wifey in such cases to have the poonhound hubby neutered without benefit of Novocaine at the vet's office.
And I think if the hubby was duly notified when filling out the marriage license and signed off, the neutering would be automatic at the point a paternity test proved a baby was fathered by him, and not gestated by the legal wife. We can call it Arnold's Law. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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May 28, 2015 at 10:11 pm
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(May 28, 2015 at 4:03 pm)C4RM5 Wrote: No I mean cases like this happen whether religious or not, why point out this one case? Because assholes like Mr. Allgood (fucking really?!? Allgood?!?!?) love to trumpet their moral superiority. After all, Allgood is involved with the choir, mentors youth, and participates as a praise dance member. Is it really that hard to figure out? (May 28, 2015 at 4:52 pm)C4RM5 Wrote: No, it is not that I think he is special or diserves to be deflected of blame, I just believe everyone is equal. All people are most certainly not equal. Personally, I find it exceptionally offensive that you put everyone on the same level with this piece of shit.
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(May 28, 2015 at 4:58 pm)C4RM5 Wrote: I'm not justifying his actions, there were completely wrong. No humanity in whole is better than god when it comes down to judging shit. The guy got a girl preggers he should be put in jail and be charged as a pedophile
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May 28, 2015 at 11:06 pm
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And for criminal adultery (wife at home while he is out poonhounding).
Wanna be a player? Be honest with legal wife first. Otherwise, get cut. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
A Catholic nun just popped one out of the oven. There's a whole lot of being fruitful and multiplying going on with those church folks.
Wouldn't a DNA test clear or convict the guy? It seems to be simple to determine the truth of the case. RE: R'uh r'oh, Sunday school teacher impregnates teen
May 29, 2015 at 7:19 am
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(May 29, 2015 at 3:03 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: A Catholic nun just popped one out of the oven. There's a whole lot of being fruitful and multiplying going on with those church folks. DNA test??? That's from "EVILUTION," naw, the bible tells you how to investigate crimes! Besides, If these guys are having a real personal relationship with the best, most purest form of good and best example of ideal behavior that is jesus, how is it that they are statistically no better than the general populace??
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When I was a young Christian the concept of not judging others because I too had faults seemed beautiful. As I got older, I met more Christians, who like Crm, refused to acknowledge that things like murder, rape or torture are worse than being dishonest about liking your grandmother's terrible bean casserole. It is a perfect system to make people feel guilty about relatively minor faults so that they will turn to religion to cure their guilt.
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May 29, 2015 at 7:33 am
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(May 29, 2015 at 7:19 am)Brakeman Wrote:(May 29, 2015 at 3:03 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: A Catholic nun just popped one out of the oven. There's a whole lot of being fruitful and multiplying going on with those church folks. It's simple its the reward system and how it's set up. That is how most criminals and people find god in jail. Basically you can be a asshole you can be a terrible person to people and do horrible horrible things and all you have to do is say 2 to 3 little "magic" words and you are forgiven. That is basically it (May 29, 2015 at 7:29 am)Nope Wrote: When I was a young Christian the concept of not judging others because I too had faults seemed beautiful. As I got older, I met more Christians, who like Crm, refused to acknowledge that things like murder, rape or torture are worse than being dishonest about liking your grandmother's terrible bean casserole. It is a perfect system to make people feel guilty about relatively minor faults so that they will turn to religion to cure their guilt. More or less christian nowadays won't pull that type of stuff up out of the bible for reasons i mean they have to have a clean non scary version for the children and for adults with good morals over all that is basically nit picking the bronze "source" "material" i use this lightly extremly lightly because well... Joshua more than likely plagarized a good bit of the bible and took what was going on back in those days and written it into the book.
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