Quote:Poll: ....will you accept God?

I would accept god if she bought me a fancy drink and meal. I'm a hopeless romantic, I guess.

(May 31, 2015 at 7:05 pm)ronedee Wrote:

(May 31, 2015 at 6:05 pm)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote: I like how you say this.



Then you say this right after.



Talk about 8 year old logic..

Why's the all in quotes, are you exempt from the word "all", as if you're in contact with this entity? What do you "know" that we don't?

wtf are you talking about? Don't you recognize a hypothetical fucking question when presented to you? Do I gotta spoon feed your ass? Or is your head still up there?

You can try and spoon-feed your bullshit to me, but I won’t take it. The only time I had my head up my ass, was when I was a catholic. Don’t you know fairy tales and myths when you see them?

Yes, there were so many holes in it to start with, you can drive a diesel powered horizonal rock crusher AND sorter through it sideways.

(May 31, 2015 at 7:05 pm)y ronedee Wrote:  

(May 31, 2015 at 6:05 pm)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote: I like how you say this.



Then you say this right after.



Talk about 8 year old logic..

Why's the all in quotes, are you exempt from the word "all", as if you're in contact with this entity? What do you "know" that we don't?

wtf are you talking about? Don't you recognize a hypothetical fucking question when presented to you? Do I gotta spoon feed your ass? Or is your head still up there?

Lmao. I was going to ask what the hell kind of a theist are you anyways, but then I saw that you are catholic and now it all makes sense. Why are Catholics the snobbyist Christians and also the most sorry excuses for followers of Christ? I think the catholic version of the bible must have a verse that says "Always be a dick to everyone who disagrees with you, preferably a sexist racist dick but not required."

This is like a kiddy romper room! There is no exchange of ideas or anything of substance.... mostly idiotic sarcasm and bullshit.

The reason most of you say "no"... or have avoided, and toyed with the question is because you "don't know". And rather than admit to that you fuck around.
Then side track the whole deal by assuming my intentions, motives and and religious makeup.... always assuming, and speculating rather than looking for answers.

The basic premise of my question is pretty simple and obvious... but as usual, you so called atheists make it as complicated as you can, so you can avoid the truth.

The problem is that your thick, numb skulls refuse any abstract logic at all. It has to fit into your tiny box of rocks. And if it doesn't, it all gets rejected offhandedly like
a snot on your finger tip. I've been here long enough to watch the blatant bias when the exact same question is posed by either side. At least the Christians here
are open-minded and willing to listen to opposing views. Most of you are as genuine as a cigar store Indian. All show and no substance. Always a cat & mouse game
instead of intelligent exchanges. Its laborious just trying to put a sentence together that you won't twist all up into an unrecognizable party balloon!

It always comes down to: "Show me god, and I'll consider believing in it.... after a few questions of course." When in fact, the [questions] should come first! But, "no".
No, no, no! "We don't want anything to tear down this high wall of insulation we've built for ourselves." You want real? How bout the great equalizer... Death! Unless
you've been there and back, you don't know. Yes the axe swings both ways on that issue. But, I'm not the one saying "no". If I'm wrong there are no consequences.

Talk amongst yourselves...

I'd like to try out this "absence from god" thing for a while, and see if I can tell the difference.

(May 31, 2015 at 8:20 pm)Losty Wrote:

(May 31, 2015 at 7:05 pm)y ronedee Wrote:  

wtf are you talking about? Don't you recognize a hypothetical fucking question when presented to you? Do I gotta spoon feed your ass? Or is your head still up there?

Lmao. I was going to ask what the hell kind of a theist are you anyways, but then I saw that you are catholic and now it all makes sense. Why are Catholics the snobbyist Christians and also the most sorry excuses for followers of Christ? I think the catholic version of the bible must have a verse that says "Always be a dick to everyone who disagrees with you, preferably a sexist racist dick but not required."

Why? I can't swear? Or recognize assholes as yourself? I'm required to "love" my neighbor, not like him?

Wrong. If you are wrong you could end up wherever Allah sends the infidels. Don't be so obtuse.

You're right. I don't know the answer to your question. I cannot even begin to consider an answer until you tell me what god you are referring to and what it means to accept this god as my god.

(May 31, 2015 at 5:57 pm)ronedee Wrote: So far I like the 8 y/o answer. Because that is what truly matters to a benevolent God. "From the mouths of babes...."

Because most of you said "no" ... you've made your minds up already. This shows that you will NOT accept any answer.
You've decided your fate without knowing anything. This puzzles, and saddens me. There is no hope for you at all. 
Its like chopping your arm off because its dirty.

Man's perception of God is skewed in every aspect. My guess is that we will "all" be surprised rather than justified in our belief system, or lack thereof.

To clarify my question, for those who don't understand it: 

IF you met your maker, the one who created YOU in HIS image, would you accept Him unconditionally [without question] in every way? 
Will you Love Him? Or would you deny Him your love based on His absence in this life?

Obviously, we have a choices here. We will also have a choice in front of Him when He says..... "Will you accept me as your God?"

OH!  You don't just mean any god, you mean the one you believe in.  I would believe in him if real proof were presented.  Of course meeting him in all his glory would count as proof, at least if I was sure it wasn't a dream, or something like that.

So assuming I believe and I meet my maker, would I love him?  Depends on what he's like.  Love isn't something you can just do.  Either you do or you don't. 

Would I obey him?  Probably, he seems like a pretty vengeful guy and all powerful is well, all powerful.  Prudence would suggest care in how I dealt with him.

But, I really don't want Yahweh to exist.  He's an ugly, ugly figure as depicted by the Bible. 

(May 31, 2015 at 8:24 pm)ronedee Wrote:

(May 31, 2015 at 8:20 pm)Losty Wrote: Lmao. I was going to ask what the hell kind of a theist are you anyways, but then I saw that you are catholic and now it all makes sense. Why are Catholics the snobbyist Christians and also the most sorry excuses for followers of Christ? I think the catholic version of the bible must have a verse that says "Always be a dick to everyone who disagrees with you, preferably a sexist racist dick but not required."

Why? I can't swear? Or recognize assholes as yourself? I'm required to "love" my neighbor, not like him?

I apologize for my rude comment. I am seriously on edge today. Usually much more polite. I should probably just refrain from commenting for a while.