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I want a time machine to go back and kill.
#11
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
(June 28, 2015 at 9:03 am)IATIA Wrote:
(June 27, 2015 at 5:37 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Pointless question, as your knowledge of things in the past precludes your having gone back to destroy them.

Pretty much right on.  If time travel were possible then we would be nothing more than shadows of the past with no true existence or free will of any sort.

Everyone talks about "free will", but I never see that coupon in my Sunday circular.
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#12
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
I'll repeat my admonition about keeping all 12 Steppers safely away from any and all time machines !!!

The rest of you think you could mess up reality and discombobulate the time line, just leave it to my crew to totally fuck it up the ass and destroy the universe !!!!
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#13
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
(June 28, 2015 at 9:24 am)vorlon13 Wrote: just leave it to my crew to totally fuck it up the ass and destroy the universe !!!!

Easy enough to do.  What if you went back in time to take out Hitler and then he is replaced by someone that does win the war.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#14
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
(June 28, 2015 at 9:28 am)IATIA Wrote:
(June 28, 2015 at 9:24 am)vorlon13 Wrote: just leave it to my crew to totally fuck it up the ass and destroy the universe !!!!

Easy enough to do.  What if you went back in time to take out Hitler and then he is replaced by someone that does win the war.

Who knows, maybe Goebbels would have taken over the Reich as high priest of a Führer cult worshipping the eternal leader, and would have made strategically smarter decisions. Scary that.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#15
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
(June 28, 2015 at 10:21 am)Alex K Wrote:
(June 28, 2015 at 9:28 am)IATIA Wrote: Easy enough to do.  What if you went back in time to take out Hitler and then he is replaced by someone that does win the war.

Who knows, maybe Goebbels would have taken over the Reich as high priest of a Führer cult worshipping the eternal leader, and would have made strategically smarter decisions. Scary that.

Or encourage the French to stomp all over the 2 German battalions in Rheinland, German army stages a coup, and upper echelon nazis are shot like dogs in a night of long knives in reverse.
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#16
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
(June 28, 2015 at 9:28 am)IATIA Wrote:
(June 28, 2015 at 9:24 am)vorlon13 Wrote: just leave it to my crew to totally fuck it up the ass and destroy the universe !!!!

Easy enough to do.  What if you went back in time to take out Hitler and then he is replaced by someone that does win the war.
Have you considered all of the assholes of today that people in the future will complain about because no one knocked them off in 2015?
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#17
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
If I could go back in time, I'd never go near that goat this time.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#18
I want a time machine to go back and kill.
I would go back in time and inseminate Brian's mother. He would have grown up owning a pair.
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#19
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
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And of course George Lucas after SW2 or excuse me should I say SW5.
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The George Lucas battleplan guide. Just get the large well armed armies to walk slowly at each other firing straight forward with their laser rifles.

Yes according to George Lucas strategy peeked with the peninsular wars.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#20
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
(June 29, 2015 at 3:05 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(June 28, 2015 at 9:28 am)IATIA Wrote: Easy enough to do.  What if you went back in time to take out Hitler and then he is replaced by someone that does win the war.
Have you considered all of the assholes of today that people in the future will complain about because no one knocked them off in 2015?

A lot of which the USA put into power.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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