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Proving The Resurrection By the Minimal Facts Approach
RE: Proving The Resurrection By the Minimal Facts Approach
Quote:Dead bodies don't normally resurrect.

Right, but see, these are allegedly adults who believe in magic.
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(July 6, 2015 at 7:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Dead bodies don't normally resurrect.

Right, but see, these are allegedly adults who believe in magic.
I know and it's finally starting to piss me off. There is magic, therefor all magic claim are likely true. There are acts of god, therefore all acts of god claims are true. Other spiritual beings exist but they likely didn't resurrect Jesus because Bible. Deadpan  Banging Head On Desk  Computer  Banghead Facepalm
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing. - Gore Vidal
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See?  Before you get pissed off you start telling them that they are fucking infants for believing in childish bullshit.


Does wonders for the blood pressure.
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RE: Proving The Resurrection By the Minimal Facts Approach
Jesus didn't die.

He just respawned at his last save . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Before someone else does:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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You know, we're actually on target here.

One annoying apologist has joined us recently, but he is somewhat countered by a decent theist in the form of Catholic_Lady.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Proving The Resurrection By the Minimal Facts Approach
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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Quote: I never said that the passage from the annals was forged or interpolated.

I said it.  And stand by it.  Randy threatens to hold his breath until he turns blue but all he can do is shout about all the "historians" who accept it at face value without an inkling of evidence that it is true.

1.  Not a single ancient writer makes reference to the passage.
2.  Not a single ancient writer - xtian or Greco-Roman - seems to know anything about Nero persecuting xtians because of the fire.
3.  A watered-down version of the passage appears in Sulpicius Severus' Chronica at the beginning of the 5th century but DOES NOT include the line which Carrier cites as the interpolation.
4.  The sole medieval manuscript shows under ultraviolet light that the word was "Chrestianos" ( followers of Chrestus) not "Christianos" (followers of Christ) and it was "corrected" by what was probably a helpful scribe who thought he was correcting the spelling.
5.  "Chrestianos" compliments the writings of Tacitus' contemporary Suetonius Tranquillus who commented upon jews instigated by "Chrestos" rioting in Rome during the reign of Claudius.


Randy will go into his monkey-like poo-flinging act over this but all we ever hear from him is the same old shit.

Meanwhile, it seems quite likely that the interpolation of that one line was done sometime between Severus' Chronica and the mid 9th century.

The reason for the interpolation was the same as Josephus' Testimonium Flavianum.  Xtians were embarrassed by the fact that their godboy made no impression on the historical record.
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(July 6, 2015 at 11:20 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: He notes in the passage itself that he thinks christians are basically full of shit, so it's possible that he didn't take their beliefs seriously but still outlined them vaguely because he was writing, you know, a history book. Kind of pointless to name a group if you don't say anything else to describe them. Like I said before, though, early christians could have convinced Tacitus' generation of Jesus' historicity even if he wasn't a real guy, and that could be the reason Tacitus didn't blink at mentioning his crucifixion amongst the events of history. Personally, though, I'm leaning toward the idea that he was describing what the christians believed for the sake of briefly describing the cult itself, not for the purpose of claiming that Jesus was really crucified by Pontius Pilate.

Question for you redbeard, what do you think of the possibility that the Teacher of Righteousness may have been one of the people upon which the Jesus character was based?
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(July 7, 2015 at 4:57 am)pocaracas Wrote: Question for you redbeard, what do you think of the possibility that the Teacher of Righteousness may have been one of the people upon which the Jesus character was based?

It's possible. I think it's much more likely that he was invented as a celestial fulfillment of the Prophesied David-descended Messiah that some group or another dreamed up because that messiah didn't come before the line of David stopped bearing fruit. In order for the prophesy to be possible at that point, they had to invent a god character, which later got turned into a human character.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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