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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 11, 2015 at 2:00 pm
Wow. Just wow. Thanks guys, for showing me CFS.
They are their own worst enemy. Just post half of this stuff to FB with links, watch it go viral. Could be fun.
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 11, 2015 at 2:33 pm
(July 10, 2015 at 12:39 pm)KUSA Wrote: Quote:I was sleeping on my stomach and I was woken by 'something' that stepped on my bed. I couldn't see what it was but it was so real that my matress went down with the weight. I was paralysed and terrified and I immediately knew it was an evil presence.
I tried to call out to God but I could hardly say a word. I tried and tried again and I was finally able to say the name of JESUS. As soon as I did, the presence left, the mattress went back up and I was able to move again.
I know this sounds strange but I felt terror and joy at the same time. I felt my bones frozen with sheer terror, it was very physical. But I also felt joy, relief and complete confidence in the Lord Jesus Christ, who had protected me once again. Believe me, there is power in His Holy Name!
"Anything that contradicts god is satan"
Probably my favorite line.
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 14, 2015 at 4:13 pm
(July 14, 2015 at 2:29 pm)KUSA Wrote: Today's stupid quote.
Quote:America's Judgement
Gods' patients is running out. This country is in big trouble. Kicking out God was the biggest mistake we could make. I wait patiently for Jesus' return.
God has patients? Then why do Xtians get sick? Who is God trying to heal? (This should be good.)
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 14, 2015 at 7:58 pm
(July 14, 2015 at 6:15 pm)dyresand Wrote: (July 14, 2015 at 4:13 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: God has patients? Then why do Xtians get sick? Who is God trying to heal? (This should be good.)
In the original manuscripts before assholes decided to edit shit out, god of the bible has a wife family mother father there is other gods and thanks to assholes deciding to
edit it out we are left with 1 god with the reference to the other gods that were in the bible before it was removed. gods wife created the tree of knowledge and the garden of eden
god gets pissed because he cannot stare at his naked creations anymore and kicks them out.
What? I make a comment on a misspelling in a quote, and THIS is what I get? Did I get bumped to CFS by mistake?
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 15, 2015 at 12:16 am
(July 14, 2015 at 11:40 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: The Minimal Facts are:
1. Jesus died by crucifixion
2. Jesus' disciples believed that He rose and appeared to them
3. Saul, the persecutor of the Church, was suddenly changed
4. James, the skeptical brother of Jesus, was suddenly changed
5. Jesus' tomb was found to be empty
Do you have a theory about what happened that accounts for all five?
If so, we need to give it careful consideration. Thanks.
This is right up there.
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