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Can you believe this shit?

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Can you believe this shit?
Spooky Offline Donators
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Can you believe this shit?
July 15, 2015 at 5:06 pm (This post was last modified: July 15, 2015 at 5:10 pm by Spooky.)
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Church Sends Member Delinquent Notice

WTF?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: Can you believe this shit?
July 15, 2015 at 5:09 pm
They should know where they can blow it out of. If not, have them check with Min.
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RE: Can you believe this shit?
July 15, 2015 at 5:11 pm
Dear Greater Mount Moriah Primitive (dead on, that) Baptist Church,

Fuck off.
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RE: Can you believe this shit?
July 15, 2015 at 5:11 pm
Obviously, she should just quit that church. But that was the right answer before getting a "bill."

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: Can you believe this shit?
July 15, 2015 at 5:11 pm
Times are getting tough in the batshittery trade.

Need to collect those receivables! All we have to bargain with, is your immortal soul!
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RE: Can you believe this shit?
July 15, 2015 at 5:15 pm
Spooky Wrote:Can you believe this shit?
Yes. Yes I can.
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RE: Can you believe this shit?
July 15, 2015 at 5:20 pm
(July 15, 2015 at 5:15 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
Spooky Wrote:Can you believe this shit?
Yes. Yes I can.

Hey, it's easier to believe in than Jay-Soos.....
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RE: Can you believe this shit?
July 15, 2015 at 5:48 pm
(July 15, 2015 at 5:09 pm)whateverist Wrote: They should know where they can blow it out of.  If not, have them check with Min.

It's already added to the Damned Protestants Thread.
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RE: Can you believe this shit?
July 15, 2015 at 5:52 pm
The irony is that they will have to contract with a lawyer to collect the delinquency .... looks like the Devil's got them by the balls there.

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RE: Can you believe this shit?
July 15, 2015 at 5:56 pm
Ahh, but the interest will keep accruing. Offer up first born in barter.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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