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Satanic Monument
#1
Satanic Monument
This should be no problem for the christians.

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKC...6?irpc=932
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#2
Satanic Monument
1. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2. You shall not make idols.

Yahweh doesn't like competition.
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#3
RE: Satanic Monument
Hah! Religious freedom to your FUCKING FACE! Suck it!

Gj satanists, waffles for you c:
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#4
RE: Satanic Monument
How about a compromise:

erect statutes to the glory of Mammon. Christers love Mammon, especially the TV preechurs.
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#5
RE: Satanic Monument
(July 27, 2015 at 7:30 am)KUSA Wrote: 1. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2. You shall not make idols.

Yahweh doesn't like competition.

so much for monotheism.   Angel
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#6
RE: Satanic Monument
I saw this crawl across Facebook the other day Smile those guys are Atheistic Satanists. They're pretty much just trolling other religious people by having the statue in the first place. Warms my heart. #myTrollBloodBoilsLikeHotElfSoup
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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#7
RE: Satanic Monument
Hahah! Excellent.

The irony? Satan is the good one. "Evil" in this sense means "opposing Yahweh". So, good.
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#8
RE: Satanic Monument
I love it too. Unfortunately, the pushy Jesus freaks it's aimed at have no sense of irony and the 1st Amendment lesson they should be drawing from this is simply lost on them.

Nevertheless, it's fun to watch them get their panties in a wad with their fake persecution complexes and their hysterical "further evidence this country's going to hell in a hand basket" fretting.
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#9
RE: Satanic Monument
Jex Blackmore??? Hahaha I want a satanic name...

Hmmm... Hert Stabbly
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#10
RE: Satanic Monument
I'll be Auntie Faith Locke.
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