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RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 3:26 am
Why does moonlight make me itchy?
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RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 3:47 am
Why do you ask? Tongue
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RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 4:51 am
(July 29, 2015 at 3:47 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Why do you ask? Tongue

Because I'd like an answer
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RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 4:53 am
(July 29, 2015 at 4:51 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:
(July 29, 2015 at 3:47 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Why do you ask? Tongue

Because I'd like an answer

Is yes an answer?
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RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 4:58 am
(July 29, 2015 at 3:26 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Why does moonlight make me itchy?

This one's easy.
Your dormant lycan and/or werewolf genes activate during bright moonlight (usually full moon) which starts attracting fleas almost instantly.
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RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 5:17 am
(July 29, 2015 at 3:24 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Why is my second toe longer than the big one?

You're a freak.
It's something that happens...
My second and third toes are bound by skin - only the part with the nail is separated.
We're freak buddies!

(July 29, 2015 at 3:25 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Why does licorice taste like plastic?

Ah... luckily, the hint is in the question itself. Brace for it!
Licorice is made of plastic, on plastic molds, and wrapped in plastic.
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RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 5:46 am
(July 29, 2015 at 1:40 am)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(July 27, 2015 at 8:17 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Help me answer random ass questions!

Does facial hair hurt or feel weird?

I've never had a great time with a woman wearing facial hair.

You obviously don't go to enough stonings then...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 6:13 am
(July 27, 2015 at 8:17 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Help me answer random ass questions!

Does facial hair hurt or feel weird?

it hurts me, some people have soft beards that grow quick, mine grows slow and feels like steel wire growing out of my face so I tend to trim mine all the time.


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RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 11:03 am (This post was last modified: July 29, 2015 at 11:05 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
(July 29, 2015 at 2:47 am)Cato Wrote:
(July 29, 2015 at 12:26 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Why does milk come in a bag in Canada? Wouldn't it just spill everywhere?

Wha?

I have no idea of the new 'bag' shit, but I remember in the '70s when a gallon of milk came in a giant cardboard box. Trash cans and lunch boxes were made of metal. Phones were tethered to the wall. Appliances came in two colors; a puke green and something between beige and yellow (anybody alive in the 70s understands what I'm talking about).

... and the furniture was the color of catshit.

I remember the milkman bringing a couple gallons to my grandma's every morning we were visiting. I remember when there were three and only three channels on TV. If you moved to a city where there were four, you were disappointed because it was PBS and there was nothing blowing up on it. Everything on the other channels had car-chases, murders, or both -- and sometimes some nice tits'n'ass. We stayed out until dark unless mom found out we were up to no good -- a free-range childhood, no helicopter parenting. A quarter got me two comic books and ten pieces of Bazooka. You played outside and got tanned and scraped and caught the occasional broken bone. And if you had an Atari you were golden.

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RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 11:05 am
(July 29, 2015 at 11:03 am)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(July 29, 2015 at 2:47 am)Cato Wrote: Wha?

I have no idea of the new 'bag' shit, but I remember in the '70s when a gallon of milk came in a giant cardboard box. Trash cans and lunch boxes were made of metal. Phones were tethered to the wall. Appliances came in two colors; a puke green and something between beige and yellow (anybody alive in the 70s understands what I'm talking about).

... and the furniture was the color of catshit.

I remember the milkman bringing a couple gallons to my grandma's every morning we were visiting. I remember when there were three and only three channels on TV. If you moved to a city where there were four, you were disappointed because it was PBS and there was nothing blowing up on it. Everything on the other channels had car-chases, murders, or both -- and sometimes some nice tits'n'ass. We stayed out until dark unless someone tipped mom off what we were up to -- a free-range childhood, no helicopter parenting. A quarter got me two comic books and ten pieces of Bazooka. You played outside and got tanned and scraped and caught the occasional broken bone. And if you had an Atari you were golden.

Sounds like people in the 70s had a really bad taste
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