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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 9:27 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 9:01 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I wipe standing up -- no toilet seat in the way. And I scrub in the shower, thanks to a detachable shower head and a designated loofah. No dingleberries here!
You go in the shower after every time you poop?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 9:35 pm
Okay, I've been ignoring this for awhile, but the shower thing reminded me. Anyone out there really like bidets? I don't have one, but I when I stay in a hotel or apartment abroad that does, I really like it.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 9:39 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 9:35 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Okay, I've been ignoring this for awhile, but the shower thing reminded me. Anyone out there really like bidets? I don't have one, but I when I stay in a hotel or apartment abroad that does, I really like it.
Never used one.
I'd probably end up doing a Crocodile Dundee and wash my shoes in it...
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 9:48 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 9:35 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Okay, I've been ignoring this for awhile, but the shower thing reminded me. Anyone out there really like bidets? I don't have one, but I when I stay in a hotel or apartment abroad that does, I really like it.
I love them. No idea why they don't exist in the US, since it seems only normal to wash the poo particles off yourself.
It would also be great to um... clean yourself up a little bit before being intimate if you're in the mood to feel a little sexier. Easier than having to take a whole other shower, because no one got time fo dat!
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 9:54 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 9:48 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (August 6, 2015 at 9:35 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Okay, I've been ignoring this for awhile, but the shower thing reminded me. Anyone out there really like bidets? I don't have one, but I when I stay in a hotel or apartment abroad that does, I really like it.
I love them. No idea why they don't exist in the US, since it seems only normal to wash the poo particles off yourself.
It would also be great to um... clean yourself up a little bit before being intimate if you're in the mood to feel a little sexier. Easier than having to take a whole other shower, because no one got time fo dat!
I'm not sure I get any cleaner with a bidet, but it's a pleasant sensation.
Hadn't thought about sex and the bidet. It would be nice before for oral and after if we were going out rather than right to sleep.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 9:57 pm
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(August 6, 2015 at 5:53 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: (August 6, 2015 at 5:33 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Do y'all wipe standing up or sitting down?
Sitting down of course. Lets not even go there. As a hirsute gentleman you have no idea what a chore this is. I want one of those Japanese models which clean with water.
I read somewhere that Japanese toilets play music to help the user's sphincter muscles relax. If they sold them at a reasonable price in the states, I would buy one. Bidets make sense so I am not certain why they aren't more popular in the US. If you fell in dog poop, you wouldn't just wipe it off with toilet paper. Why only use toilet paper on your butt?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 10:02 pm
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(August 6, 2015 at 9:27 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (August 6, 2015 at 9:01 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I wipe standing up -- no toilet seat in the way. And I scrub in the shower, thanks to a detachable shower head and a designated loofah. No dingleberries here!
You go in the shower after every time you poop?
I crap in the morning, before showering. One of the benefits of growing older is regularity.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 10:23 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 9:54 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Hadn't thought about sex and the bidet. It would be nice before for oral and after if we were going out rather than right to sleep.
Yep!
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 10:31 pm
guys, you still hugry!
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 10:37 pm
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