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The Taboo of Number Two
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(August 6, 2015 at 10:37 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(August 6, 2015 at 12:36 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Poop is a noun AND a verb. Smile

so is "Catholic"
any connection?  just asking?


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Yeah, I'm a turd. Shy
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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(August 6, 2015 at 9:01 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I wipe standing up -- no toilet seat in the way. And I scrub in the shower, thanks to a detachable shower head and a designated loofah.  No dingleberries here!

I'm in love . . .

Tongue
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(I'm intentionally making light of this, otherwise it's too awful)

One of my buddies in the AIDS program took a certain amount of pride and interest in how his various medicines were coloring his output. He did white on at least 2 occasions, once from a barium cocktail (been there myself) and then from some bizarre liver malfunction (ditto). When he was taking activated charcoal (it was an experimental treatment that didn't help) he did coal black. He managed transparent a few times, we won't go into what was going on with that. Red was unfortunately common, and garnered him a trip to the ER a few times. I don't recall the specific circumstances that generated orange or blue, probably more experimental drugs.

Anyhow, he was really keyed up about every new color he did, and he was eager to show off.

[shudder]
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
(August 6, 2015 at 10:42 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(August 6, 2015 at 10:37 pm)ignoramus Wrote: so is "Catholic"
any connection?  just asking?


 Big Grin  Tongue  Big Grin  Tongue  Big Grin  Tongue  Big Grin  Tongue

Yeah, I'm a turd. Shy

No, just because you do 'em doesn't mean you are one! Not at all!
But you do have another "part" which could describe some of our other divine posters here! Smile
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(August 6, 2015 at 9:35 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Okay, I've been ignoring this for awhile, but the shower thing reminded me.  Anyone out there really like bidets?  I don't have one, but I when I stay in a hotel or apartment abroad that does, I really like it.

We had one in our first flat in Iran. I was young and full of stupid so I used it once or twice and then reverted to TP, but they're nice.

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(August 6, 2015 at 9:54 pm)Jenny A Wrote:
(August 6, 2015 at 9:48 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I love them. No idea why they don't exist in the US, since it seems only normal to wash the poo particles off yourself.

It would also be great to um... clean yourself up a little bit before being intimate if you're in the mood to feel a little sexier. Easier than having to take a whole other shower, because no one got time fo dat!

I'm not sure I get any cleaner with a bidet, but it's a pleasant sensation.

Hadn't thought about sex and the bidet.  It would be nice before for oral and after if we were going out rather than right to sleep.

... or during, when you [modsnip -- this belongs in A69, PT]

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Sit and lean. Baby wipes are a necessary. Wipe from front to back.
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(August 6, 2015 at 10:42 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(August 6, 2015 at 9:01 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I wipe standing up -- no toilet seat in the way. And I scrub in the shower, thanks to a detachable shower head and a designated loofah.  No dingleberries here!

I'm in love . . .

Tongue

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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
(August 6, 2015 at 10:54 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(August 6, 2015 at 9:35 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Okay, I've been ignoring this for awhile, but the shower thing reminded me.  Anyone out there really like bidets?  I don't have one, but I when I stay in a hotel or apartment abroad that does, I really like it.

We had one in our first flat in Iran. I was young and full of stupid so I used it once or twice and then reverted to TP, but they're nice.

The idea is to use both. At least in Brazil it was. You wipe all the poo with TP, and then wash up thoroughly with some soap and water over the bidet. Good stuff.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
(August 6, 2015 at 11:00 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(August 6, 2015 at 10:54 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: We had one in our first flat in Iran. I was young and full of stupid so I used it once or twice and then reverted to TP, but they're nice.

The idea is to use both. At least in Brazil it was. You wipe all the poo with TP, and then wash up thoroughly with some soap and water over the bidet. Good stuff.

Yeah, like I said, young and full of stupid.

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