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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 10:19 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 10:05 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I've had the 'bad' e coli food poisoning (the kind that kills the young and infirm) twice. Both times I had a literal festival of disturbing fecal output.
They tell you to watch the whites of your eyes for yellow coloring to see if you're getting jaundiced. LOL, the WHITE POOP (!!!) was WAY more noticeable than the yellow eye thing.
The sensation of my intestines attempting to writhe their way out of my body was also vivid and disturbing.
I still don't get the paper towel thing. Can you explain? lol.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 10:43 pm
When I was on ship, there was a particular apple juice machine that would give you the trots for about 6 hours and then you'd be fine. We used to stage "apple juice drink offs" with the new crew as an initiation rite. They would think that there was this weird crew ritual and just go with it. Little did they know that the next 6 hours was going to be interesting.
My initiation to the USS Green Bay was much the same. I demolished this Senior Chief. Wrecked him. 45 minutes later, I was leaving a rooster tail up the wall of the head in officer's country. I spent the better part of 8 hours in that head. Afterwards, I think I lost like 5 pounds, and I felt great.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 11:17 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 10:19 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (August 7, 2015 at 10:05 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I've had the 'bad' e coli food poisoning (the kind that kills the young and infirm) twice. Both times I had a literal festival of disturbing fecal output.
They tell you to watch the whites of your eyes for yellow coloring to see if you're getting jaundiced. LOL, the WHITE POOP (!!!) was WAY more noticeable than the yellow eye thing.
The sensation of my intestines attempting to writhe their way out of my body was also vivid and disturbing.
I still don't get the paper towel thing. Can you explain? lol.
The only possible way to dry your hands in that restroom was the hot air dryer. There was no paper towel dispenser anywhere in the restroom.
Yet there was a trash can in the rest room filled with used paper towels.
Where did they come from ???
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 11:22 pm
Pooing is naturally more disgusting than peeing. It smells too. Nothing smelly ever becomes popular.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 11:24 pm
You don't eat asparagus, do you ?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 11:28 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 11:17 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: (August 7, 2015 at 10:19 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I still don't get the paper towel thing. Can you explain? lol.
The only possible way to dry your hands in that restroom was the hot air dryer. There was no paper towel dispenser anywhere in the restroom.
Yet there was a trash can in the rest room filled with used paper towels.
Where did they come from ???
I have no idea, lol. That's what I'm saying.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 11:29 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 11:22 pm)vixene Wrote: Pooing is naturally more disgusting than peeing. It smells too. Nothing smelly ever becomes popular.
Poops are cute. They're just like these miniature logs floating in the water....
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 11:30 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 11:29 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (August 7, 2015 at 11:22 pm)vixene Wrote: Pooing is naturally more disgusting than peeing. It smells too. Nothing smelly ever becomes popular.
Poops are cute. They're just like these miniature logs floating in the water.... That's if you're lucky and not plagued with constipation or diarrhoea.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 11:30 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 11:22 pm)vixene Wrote: Pooing is naturally more disgusting than peeing. It smells too. Nothing smelly ever becomes popular.
Come on, vote A: leave the taboo on two! There are only two votes for two so far. Don't leave us hanging out there like a dingle berry that just won't fall. I say if we get three votes, the taboo stays!
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 11:30 pm
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