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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 9, 2015 at 8:42 am
(August 9, 2015 at 1:32 am)pool Wrote: (August 8, 2015 at 5:20 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: Oh hell, he is way over thinking this. Just poop in a public swimming pool. (This also works great when it is too crowded.)
I once peed in a pool to see if a ink color will form in the pool like in the grown ups movie.
There was no color,so i pee'd like there was no tomorrow.
My cousin once threw a baby ruth candy bar in the public pool. I've never seen people move so fast....they closed it down for two days. Funny, morbid, and sucked all at the same time
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 9, 2015 at 11:24 am
(August 9, 2015 at 8:42 am)lkingpinl Wrote: (August 9, 2015 at 1:32 am)pool Wrote: I once peed in a pool to see if a ink color will form in the pool like in the grown ups movie.
There was no color,so i pee'd like there was no tomorrow.
My cousin once threw a baby ruth candy bar in the public pool. I've never seen people move so fast....they closed it down for two days. Funny, morbid, and sucked all at the same time
Yeah, some things are funnier when thought about than when you actually do them. Same goes for sexy things I suppose.
Hey, that brings up a tangental question. Do you think God is against erotica? (I don't really care what the bible says about it, but maybe you do?)
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 9, 2015 at 11:46 am
(August 9, 2015 at 11:24 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: (August 9, 2015 at 8:42 am)lkingpinl Wrote: My cousin once threw a baby ruth candy bar in the public pool. I've never seen people move so fast....they closed it down for two days. Funny, morbid, and sucked all at the same time
Yeah, some things are funnier when thought about than when you actually do them. Same goes for sexy things I suppose.
Hey, that brings up a tangental question. Do you think God is against erotica? (I don't really care what the bible says about it, but maybe you do?)
Erotica, in and of itself, can't be either good or bad. It just depends on how a person uses it. For example, I read 50 Shades because I was curious and wanted to see what all the hype was about. I thought it was boring and horribly written. I don't think I "sinned" just because I read it.
But if someone uses erotica for the sole purpose of getting hot and bothered for masturbation, lol, then I don't think that's moral since I think sexual activity is to be shared between husband and wife.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 9, 2015 at 11:54 am
(August 9, 2015 at 11:46 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (August 9, 2015 at 11:24 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: Yeah, some things are funnier when thought about than when you actually do them. Same goes for sexy things I suppose.
Hey, that brings up a tangental question. Do you think God is against erotica? (I don't really care what the bible says about it, but maybe you do?)
Erotica, in and of itself, can't be either good or bad. It just depends on how a person uses it. For example, I read 50 Shades because I was curious and wanted to see what all the hype was about. I thought it was boring and horribly written. I don't think I "sinned" just because I read it.
But if someone uses erotica for the sole purpose of getting hot and bothered for masturbation, lol, then I don't think that's moral since I think sexual activity is to be shared between husband and wife. Please, please don't take this path. If you do your casting off the glorious nature of poop and pooping, the magnificent wonders of all things poop. We owe it to this thread to stay the course!
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 9, 2015 at 11:57 am
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(August 9, 2015 at 11:54 am)mh.brewer Wrote: (August 9, 2015 at 11:46 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Erotica, in and of itself, can't be either good or bad. It just depends on how a person uses it. For example, I read 50 Shades because I was curious and wanted to see what all the hype was about. I thought it was boring and horribly written. I don't think I "sinned" just because I read it.
But if someone uses erotica for the sole purpose of getting hot and bothered for masturbation, lol, then I don't think that's moral since I think sexual activity is to be shared between husband and wife. Please, please don't take this path. If you do your casting off the glorious nature of poop and pooping, the magnificent wonders of all things poop. We owe it to this thread to stay the course!
Haha ok.
I pooped today. Did you?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 9, 2015 at 12:06 pm
I just think that everyone is biased towards Poop.
Pee is just as important as Poop.
Pee shouldn't be discriminated just because Poop looks cool.Pee is cool too.It makes me sad that something as special as Pee is not given as much as importance as Poop.
It's like in high school and all the cool kids are Poop and all the others are Pee.
Also,i was thinking about generating energy from Poop.
It would be an efficient method because everyone in the world Poop.So everyday people would have to go to their office to Poop.Through this,unemployment can be eradicated and almost everyone would have the opportunity to be a professional poopy pants.What do you guys think?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 9, 2015 at 12:08 pm
(August 9, 2015 at 11:57 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (August 9, 2015 at 11:54 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Please, please don't take this path. If you do your casting off the glorious nature of poop and pooping, the magnificent wonders of all things poop. We owe it to this thread to stay the course!
Haha ok.
I pooped today. Did you? Twice. Once after the morning dog walk. Got somewhat interrupted and had to have a second secession. I should be good to go for the day (pun intended)!
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 9, 2015 at 12:10 pm
(August 9, 2015 at 12:06 pm)pool Wrote: I just think that everyone is biased towards Poop.
Pee is just as important as Poop.
Pee shouldn't be discriminated just because Poop looks cool.Pee is cool too.It makes me sad that something as special as Pee is not given as much as importance as Poop.
It's like in high school and all the cool kids are Poop and all the others are Pee.
Also,i was thinking about generating energy from Poop.
It would be an efficient method because everyone in the world Poop.So everyday people would have to go to their office to Poop.Through this,unemployment can be eradicated and almost everyone would have the opportunity to be a professional poopy pants.What do you guys think?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 9, 2015 at 12:11 pm
(August 9, 2015 at 12:08 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (August 9, 2015 at 11:57 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Haha ok.
I pooped today. Did you? Twice. Once after the morning dog walk. Got somewhat interrupted and had to have a second secession. I should be good to go for the day (pun intended)!
Excellent news.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 9, 2015 at 12:40 pm
Everyone: are there particular types, methods, or situational poops that give you different thoughts or emotions?
Large quick poop at home=pleasure.
Expending effort pooping (the big push)=nonpleasure.
Liquid poop=concern.
Gas with poop=laughter.
Undigested material poop=contemplation.
Different colored poop(exclude brown and red)=confusion. What the hell did I eat?
Outside pooping=uncomfortable.
Excessive stink with poop=escape.
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