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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 10, 2015 at 9:10 am
Reporting in. No poop this morning. I predict I'm going t be a grumpy monkey if I don't get some action.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 10, 2015 at 9:36 am
Actually, since you mentioned it Whatev, mother in law tried to make me some greek cheese triangles with the crispy filo pastry!
Too much ricotta, not enough fetta! Tasted like poop!
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 10, 2015 at 11:29 am
(August 10, 2015 at 1:08 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: (August 9, 2015 at 10:11 pm)Exian Wrote: [youtube]HeiSx5MNDvg[/youtube]
You people have no heart. You're ruining it for everybody!
It's where their poop comes out, whatevs. Deal! I'm fully aware and I've never shied away from a tongue lashing.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 11, 2015 at 8:15 am
Reporting in. The dry spell is over. Occurred after the AM walk. Just plopped down, released the sphincter and out it flew like I had a pre moistened dumper! (the dumper part Frank Zappas)
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 11, 2015 at 8:57 am
I didn't poop yesterday. That's no bueno... :/
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 11, 2015 at 9:05 am
Science has the ability to make you poop! How bad do you want it?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 11, 2015 at 11:02 am
I feel bad that Ben Davis' 2nd baby announcement has been chosen as most likely to be related to this thread...
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 11, 2015 at 10:09 pm
I just wanna say I pooped at about 30,000 feet today, guys. Yep, you read that right. I pooped in the plane I just got off of. The most fun part was the flush. Planes have the most aggressive flushes I have ever seen. It literally looks like the turd and toilet paper are being sucked out of the plane.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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