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The Taboo of Number Two
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(August 10, 2015 at 1:26 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Some female butts are magnificent.  Others?  Not so much.  Like my 50+ year old neighbor in a too small two piece bathing suit.  So much cottage cheese.... *shudder*

Boobs are nice.  As are legs.  And a mischievous smile....

I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Devil


Cottage cheese and poop apparently.  I'll be right back after I barf.
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Reporting in. No poop this morning. I predict I'm going t be a grumpy monkey if I don't get some action.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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Actually, since you mentioned it Whatev, mother in law tried to make me some greek cheese triangles with the crispy filo pastry!
Too much ricotta, not enough fetta! Tasted like poop!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(August 10, 2015 at 1:08 am)Whateverist the White Wrote:
(August 9, 2015 at 10:11 pm)Exian Wrote: [youtube]HeiSx5MNDvg[/youtube]


You people have no heart.  You're ruining it for everybody!

It's where their poop comes out, whatevs. Deal! I'm fully aware and I've never shied away from a tongue lashing.

...Losty would be proud of me Sad
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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Reporting in. The dry spell is over. Occurred after the AM walk. Just plopped down, released the sphincter and out it flew like I had a pre moistened dumper! (the dumper part Frank Zappas)
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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I didn't poop yesterday. That's no bueno... :/
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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Science has the ability to make you poop! How bad do you want it?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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I feel bad that Ben Davis' 2nd baby announcement has been chosen as most likely to be related to this thread...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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I just wanna say I pooped at about 30,000 feet today, guys. Yep, you read that right. I pooped in the plane I just got off of. The most fun part was the flush. Planes have the most aggressive flushes I have ever seen. It literally looks like the turd and toilet paper are being sucked out of the plane.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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