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The Taboo of Number Two
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 12, 2015 at 7:42 am
Snakes on a plane?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 12, 2015 at 8:27 am
Reporting in.

Half ghost half floater. At least that's what I think. I know my sphincter registered more that what was left floating. I must admit that when I look and find out its been a ghost poop I am less satisfied. Got any thoughts on the psych of that?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 12, 2015 at 12:59 pm
https://youtu.be/ZKLnhuzh9uY

Was this already posted? I'm sure you are as shocked as I am. I am so sure, girls poop? What next?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 13, 2015 at 9:01 pm
(August 12, 2015 at 12:59 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: https://youtu.be/ZKLnhuzh9uY

Was this already posted?  I'm sure you are as shocked as I am.  I am so sure, girls poop?  What next?

I have been a fan of this add for a long time. Good stuff! Smile
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 13, 2015 at 9:02 pm
I'd also like to say I pooped in the woods today. I am dead serious, and even took a picture of it on my phone lol.

I was at a lake with my family and had to poop. The porta potty was absolutely disgusting, so I took some TP out of it and went into the woods. One large, healthy log.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 13, 2015 at 9:08 pm
Nooooo!?! Hahaha You're nuts!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 13, 2015 at 9:18 pm
CL, why tp?
Just grab a nearby rabbit or squirell.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 13, 2015 at 10:09 pm
(August 13, 2015 at 9:08 pm)Exian Wrote: Nooooo!?! Hahaha You're nuts!

Eh, our ancestors did it for millions of years. Plus it was actually kinda nice. Squatting makes the poop come out so much more cleanly.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 13, 2015 at 10:09 pm
(August 13, 2015 at 9:18 pm)ignoramus Wrote: CL, why tp?
Just grab a nearby rabbit or squirell.

LOL, awww, no!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 13, 2015 at 11:09 pm
(August 13, 2015 at 10:09 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(August 13, 2015 at 9:08 pm)Exian Wrote: Nooooo!?! Hahaha You're nuts!

Eh, our ancestors did it for millions of years. Plus it was actually kinda nice. Squatting makes the poop come out so much more cleanly.

See! Thats it, I'm investing in kne of those Indian/Chinese squat toilets.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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