I'd make a universe where my wife was in the mood more often.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
What Would the World b Like if You were God
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I'd make a universe where my wife was in the mood more often.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. RE: What Would the World b Like if You were God
August 13, 2015 at 1:43 pm
(This post was last modified: August 13, 2015 at 1:44 pm by TubbyTubby.)
I wouldn't give any hint whatsoever of my existence
..oh hang on, that's what we have now sorry..
I will ensure that people get all the things they need but not all the things they want.
Hint?
It rhymes with schmaffles everywhere
It would be pretty horrible. I would make humans slaves and demand worship by a harem of beautiful men and women. I would undoubtedly be a dick but that is why you should not let a sadist be a god. Ironically it seems most gods are sadists though
Ut supra, ita inferius
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I would not create a world in the first place. All problems are thus easily avoided. I am not omniscient for nothing.
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
(August 14, 2015 at 1:28 pm)ComradeMeow Wrote: It would be pretty horrible. I would make humans slaves and demand worship by a harem of beautiful men and women. I would undoubtedly be a dick but that is why you should not let a sadist be a god. Ironically it seems most gods are sadists though Most people in powerful positions are sadists, if they don't have anyone reigning them in. Thus a god is just a power fantasy.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
I am being 100% serious now.
I wouldn't create any form of conscious biological life which must die eventually. Why bring any sorrow/sadness into anyone's life? You know all those 1 million babies that haven't even been conceived yet. Are they suffering? missing out? Same will go for all human life. I will not create any life...it is absolutely unnecessary. No one suffers. Any negative responses to my post are strictly because of nostalgic or narcissistic reasons.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Human beings to be hard wired for non reciprocal altruism so think of themselves as a collective rather than as individuals in the same way as the social insects
such as wasps and bees and ants for example. Secularism and democracy as standard within all cultures. Free speech with zero limitation. All knowledge that is absolutely necessary for the survival of the species in real time to be understood. Everything else to be worked out just like it has to be now. Critical thinking to be sub consciously and non reversibly implanted in all minds at a specified universal age. Women to always have multiple orgasms. Men to learn the mastery of foreplay and how to provide non self centred sexual satisfaction for their woman with emphasis upon sex from as much a spiritual perspective as a physical one I then become human and activate a mind wipe upon myself so that my previous existence and capabilities are forever unknown both to me and to anyone else A MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE : IT DOES NOT WORK UNLESS IT IS OPEN
A MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE : IT DOES NOT WORK UNLESS IT IS OPEN
(August 13, 2015 at 9:38 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: Use your imagination and visualize what would life be like for me if I were a creature in a world you had created?I'm not sure, but I do know that I wouldn't require anyone to worship me. Is there anything worse than someone giving you something and than expecting constant acknowledgment for it? If I were witness a beloved mortal on his or knees, rocking back and forth in prayer I would say "You don't have to do this. Please. Just.....don't. This makes me so uncomfortable! You've already said thank you once, mortal one..... that is quite sufficient." |
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