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First world problems

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First world problems
Chad32 Offline
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RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 8:55 pm
I'm pretty sure that's not exclusive to the first world.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#12
RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 8:59 pm
Anticipating a headache.
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#13
RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 10:03 pm
I'm waiting on a credit and criminal background check so I can buy a mobile home. I'm so impatient I drank myself into a borderline psychotic episode. I'm sick of living in an apartment anyone in the 3rd world would envy.
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#14
RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 11:00 pm
There's no football on tv tomorrow.
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#15
RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 11:17 pm
Our Nutella is almost gone and I fear for my sundaily breakfastverknügen.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#16
RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 11:53 pm (This post was last modified: September 5, 2015 at 11:54 pm by popeyespappy.)
Apparently I shorted the meat probe that's built into the smoker when I was spraying the shoulders earlier because now it is pegged at 310 degrees. I've got an instant read backup, but that means opening the door. Sad
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#17
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 12:08 am
(September 5, 2015 at 11:17 pm)Alex K Wrote: Our Nutella is almost gone and I fear for my sundaily breakfastverknügen.

The nutella? Gone? Nonono that is a fucking global crisis.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#18
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 12:08 am
(September 5, 2015 at 8:40 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Dyndns used to be free, assholes!

freedns.afraid.org, bitches.
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#19
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 12:09 am
My Manhattan is too dry.
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#20
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 12:12 am
I had a horrible fucking nightmare and now I'm not sure if it isn't real ._.
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