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First world problems

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First world problems
Pyrrho Offline
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#41
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 7:47 pm

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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Jenny A Offline
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#42
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 8:54 pm
I have all this trash (3rd World Gold) I have to pay to dispose of in order to sell my last home.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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Alex K Offline
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#43
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 10:32 pm (This post was last modified: September 6, 2015 at 10:32 pm by Alex K.)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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Lemonvariable72 Offline
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#44
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 10:42 pm
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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Minimalist Offline Donators
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#45
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 10:48 pm
My wide-screen HDTV is pixelating a bit.  Must be a shitty satellite feed.
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#46
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 11:15 pm
(September 6, 2015 at 10:42 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:
(September 6, 2015 at 7:47 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: So, did your Nutella last, or did you find something else for breakfast, like a screwdriver, the breakfast of champions?  Or was the Nutella shortage so upsetting that you slit your wrists?  Is that why you have not posted for a couple of hours?

Come now, we all know johnny walker black label is the breakfast of champions.

Are you mad? Scotch doesn't mix with orange juice, and who wants to die from scurvy?
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Little lunch Offline
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#47
RE: First world problems
September 7, 2015 at 12:33 am
And now my clothes are shrinking.
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*Deidre* Offline
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#48
RE: First world problems
September 7, 2015 at 12:37 am
Tired, but don't want to go to sleep yet.
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#49
RE: First world problems
September 7, 2015 at 12:39 am
I need to sleep but don't feel sleepy.
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Lemonvariable72 Offline
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#50
RE: First world problems
September 7, 2015 at 3:29 am
(September 6, 2015 at 11:15 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 6, 2015 at 10:42 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Come now, we all know johnny walker black label is the breakfast of champions.

Are you mad? Scotch doesn't mix with orange juice, and who wants to die from scurvy?
Didn't you learn anything from Christopher Hitchens?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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