I need to pee but don't want to move.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
First world problems
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I need to pee but don't want to move.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
I have issues with my dad.
I got the textbooks now and have no excuse to slack off anymore ; _ ;
I moved. I peed. I went to my farmer's market. Gouda sausage and green beans for dinner.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
1. Ran out of cooking oil so no hash browns with breakfast.
2. Don't feel like going to work today.
Posted in the wrong thread.
#firstworldproblems
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
I can't find an electric kettle that just pours water without spilling.
Surely there is a design out there for a jug that actually works and why can't they all just use that one fucking design? It's things like this that makes you realise that everything that exists is totally fucked and it's all just a waste of time. Microwaves - I don't need you to keep telling me I put something in you. Don't you know everyone else is trying to sleep, you noisy, noisy fucker.
Debating which car to take when we go out to dinner.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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