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RE: joke time
September 28, 2015 at 11:05 am
(September 28, 2015 at 10:17 am)Stimbo Wrote: That was my innate gentleman talking. He's not quite dead yet, but I'm working on it.
How very quaint.
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RE: joke time
September 28, 2015 at 12:26 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 10:17 am)Stimbo Wrote: That was my innate gentleman talking. He's not quite dead yet, but I'm working on it.
From what I've seen, you're not working very hard. Even when you're verbally pulverizing the theists, the gentleman in you barely gets a tko.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: joke time
September 28, 2015 at 7:00 pm
There was a family of big-mouthed frogs: the papa big-mouthed frog, the mama big-mouthed frog and the baby big-mouthed frog. But this was their first baby and they didn’t know what to feed it. So the papa big-mouthed frog went to the zoo to see what the other animals fed their babies. First he went to the hippopotamus.
Papa big-mouthed frog: MR. HYPPOPOTAMUS, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES.
Mr. Hippopotamus: I feed them the mud from the bottom of the swamp.
Papa big-mouthed frog: OH, IS THAT SO.
Then he went to the giraffe.
Papa big-mouthed frog: MR. GIRAFFE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?
Mr. Giraffe: I feed them the very tenderest leaves from the very top of the tallest tree.
Papa big-mouthed frog: OH, IS THAT SO.
Then he went to the lion.
Papa big-mouthed frog: MR. LION, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?
Mr. Lion: I feed them big-mouthed frogs.
Papa big-mouthed frog: OH Is that so...
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RE: joke time
September 28, 2015 at 7:13 pm
'If you can arrange it so, never EVER die in Ireland. They'll give you a wake; food, music, drink, dancing. The best hooley of your whole wretched life, the absolute best day you'll ever have and you'll miss it. What's more, you paid for the bloody thing and you can't join in.' Dave Allen
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RE: joke time
September 28, 2015 at 9:50 pm
That is why one should have their wake before they die.
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RE: joke time
September 29, 2015 at 9:20 am
Rick Astley messaged me on Facebook, saying he wants to buy my Disney-Pixar DVDs to complete his collection. I told him, "Ok, I'll let you have Cars, Toy Story and Monsters Inc; but I'm never going to give you Up."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
September 29, 2015 at 12:35 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 9:50 pm)IATIA Wrote: That is why one should have their wake before they die. Wake before you sleep? Isn't that putting the cart before the horse?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: joke time
September 29, 2015 at 12:40 pm
I quite often wake before I sleep. There's usually a bit of time between the two, though.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
September 29, 2015 at 2:48 pm
(September 29, 2015 at 12:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I quite often wake before I sleep. There's usually a bit of time between the two, though. I would ask what transpires during that time between, but if you tell me, you might have to kill me and I want to live if you don't mind.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: joke time
September 29, 2015 at 3:52 pm
I was hoping you could tell me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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