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The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: joke time
August 11, 2025 at 4:14 am
Always take your stuff with you on your lunch break.

In case you decide not to go back.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: joke time
August 11, 2025 at 5:20 am
Interviewer: Tell me about your greatest strength and how you would apply it to your job with this company.

Applicant: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food.

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RE: joke time
August 31, 2025 at 3:03 am
A woman gets out of the shower, smiles and winks at her husband, and says, "I've just shaved myself down there. You know what that means?"

The husband sighs, 'Yes, the drain is clogged again!"

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RE: joke time
August 31, 2025 at 6:26 am
(August 31, 2025 at 3:03 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A woman gets out of the shower, smiles and winks at her husband, and says, "I've just shaved myself down there.  You know what that means?"

The husband sighs, 'Yes, the drain is clogged again!"

When my wife takes care of that, she calls it a 'Miyagi' - wax on, wax off.

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RE: joke time
September 9, 2025 at 6:15 pm
I once split a pastry between a couple of pigeons. You might say I filled two birds with one scone.

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