Damned Catholics

[Reforged]

It is pretty twisted, but it could have been worse.  Much worse.  He did not touch them.

Look, I think I need to put this to rest once and for all... The Church isn't just some corrupt organisation of fanatical pedophiles.
They also make some pretty decent wafers.

[vorlon13]

Except that those Jesus biscuits don't actually turn into hot hairy meaty man flesh despite their representations to the contrary.

[Reforged]

Except that those Jesus biscuits don't actually turn into hot hairy meaty man flesh despite their representations to the contrary.

It depends on how much you believe Vorlon. God can't afford to waste miracles on just anyone these days
(Oh and whether or not you're a small boy.)

[Minimalist]

What's next?  Canonizing the people who call the Bingo numbers?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34565107

Pope to canonise French couple Louis and Zelie Martin

[Minimalist]

Or the archbishop!

psst:

it's a girl

After not finding a suitable virgin to marry, a rich man takes a young girl from an orphanage and puts her in the care of a monastary until she reaches the age of marriage.

He picks her up ten years later, marries her, and they go on the honeymoon. She is waiting naked in bed and he walks in with a bottle of vaseline in hand and she asks, "what's that for?"

He says, "being your first time, this will help ease it in."

She laughs and says, "why don't you just spit on the end of your dick, like the priests did?"

[Minimalist]

Tip of the old iceberg, it seems.

http://news.yahoo.com/vatican-arrests-sp...10205.html

Vatican arrests priest and 'sex bomb' in new Vatileaks scandal

Vatican City (AFP) - The Vatican has arrested a Spanish prelate and social media expert for allegedly stealing and leaking classified documents in the second such scandal to hit the secretive institution in three years.

Apparently these corrupt scumbags have lots to hide....

and they aren't doing so well in the digital age.

A furious Vatican also denounced the expected publication this week of two new books believed to be based on leaks from hackers releasing information regarding the famously murky world of its finances.

The Vatican said it was considering taking legal action against the journalists.

 

Yes, cuz jesus said "sue the motherfuckers!"

At least it seems that no children were harmed in the production of this scandal.

[vorlon13]

Light is the antidote to the corruption in the church.

That the crooks can still rally forces to subvert inspection of all their connivance and malfeasance is bad from a relgiousite point of view. For the atheist cause, looks like a good thing. Hopefully the pew warmers notice and start flocking away from the whore of Rome.

Wonder how much of a one dollar donation to the RCC goes to pay off lawsuits and how much is pissed away on graft ??


Where's Michael Corleone these days ?

[Minimalist]

Hopefully the pew warmers notice and start flocking away from the whore of Rome.

If the pedopriest scandal didn't drive them away nothing will.  Catholics are inherently stupid.  They cling to tradition like a hungry squirrel to the last acorn on earth.

We'll just have to wait for them to die off.

[Minimalist]

This will take pope frank's mind off the money scandals.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/catholic...-as-santa/

Catholic school teacher busted after showing student picture of naked man instead of himself as Santa

Whew...back to normal!

[abaris]

This will take pope frank's mind off the money scandals.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/catholic...-as-santa/

Catholic school teacher busted after showing student picture of naked man instead of himself as Santa

Whew...back to normal!

May be more inspiring than Santa. At least for some.