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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 24, 2015 at 1:20 pm
'may' ???

They were careful in the film to show it's irregular, and decorative form.

'OUCH !'


But my thinking was when the demon was depossessed of her maybe everything went back the way it was. If she didn't, then scripturally, no matter what, she'd be married to the demon. And while that might be preferable to Kevin Federline, it still wouldn't be very nice.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 24, 2015 at 2:02 pm (This post was last modified: October 24, 2015 at 2:02 pm by Faith No More.)
That movie was brutal, but even the filmmakers wouldn't touch the black mass stuff from the book. It's been a while since I read it, but I believe it involved feces and menstrual blood.
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October 24, 2015 at 2:38 pm
Oh gross. I didn't read the book or see the movie. Don't think I will either. Undecided
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 24, 2015 at 3:26 pm
(October 23, 2015 at 2:11 pm)Losty Wrote:
(October 23, 2015 at 12:36 pm)Pandæmonium Wrote: [Image: MyzN6Pl.jpg]?


I always thought of the above as the guy wanting to make a point then realising better of it due to whatever reason. 

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October 25, 2015 at 10:13 am
The DVD and Blu-ray special editions contain deleted scenes.

The staircase spider walk is astonishingly creepy. And recall, no CGI back then, they had to enact it the hard way.
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October 25, 2015 at 12:45 pm
(October 24, 2015 at 2:38 pm)Losty Wrote: Oh gross. I didn't read the book or see the movie. Don't think I will either. Undecided

You're missing out on an historical cinematic experience.
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October 25, 2015 at 1:31 pm
Indeed, the swiveling head puke fountain is a triumph of Western cultural significance.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 25, 2015 at 1:50 pm
(October 25, 2015 at 12:45 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(October 24, 2015 at 2:38 pm)Losty Wrote: Oh gross. I didn't read the book or see the movie. Don't think I will either. Undecided

You're missing out on an historical cinematic experience.

Yea yea I know I've heard the same in reference to Star Wars and LOTR and many other films I've just never had any interest in seeing. Poor deprived Losty lol oh well
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 25, 2015 at 5:14 pm
(October 23, 2015 at 2:11 pm)Losty Wrote:
(October 23, 2015 at 12:36 pm)Pandæmonium Wrote: [Image: MyzN6Pl.jpg]?


I always thought of the above as the guy wanting to make a point then realising better of it due to whatever reason. 

^_^

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But there's a different version. It's not exactly the same.

They are yours to use/abuse.

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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 25, 2015 at 5:22 pm
(October 25, 2015 at 5:14 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(October 23, 2015 at 2:11 pm)Losty Wrote: This guy yes! I need Iros for this Big Grin

But there's a different version. It's not exactly the same.

They are yours to use/abuse.

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