Fucked up things you did as a kid!

[Marsellus Wallace]

We weren't really kids anymore, but at the age of 18, one night we went on a rampage and visited everyone we hated. What sticks out most was one of us taking a liquishit over the vents of our chemistry teachers car. He sure was in for a pleasant surprise when next turning on the heater.

When we were really kids, we had some kind of shoplifting contest going. Winner was who could steal most within a week. Throwing dog turds through opened windows also was a popular sport.

MY NIGGAH 

but, what if you guys were arrested ?

[abaris]

but, what if you guys were arrested ?

Fat chance of that. The legal age always was 14 where I live. Before that, you could only run into some parent trouble. We were well aware of that and had our last shoplifting adventure before our 14th birthdays.

So, no more shoplifting after march of '77. Well, less, since it's hard to kick the habit and you got pretty accomplished after years on the job.

[Marsellus Wallace]

So, no more shoplifting after march of '77. Well, less, since it's hard to kick the habit and you got pretty accomplished after years on the job.

I know how you feel bro 

[MentalGiant]

I can't talk about things like that.

Those records are sealed by the court.

I was lucky I knew how to run and hide when the cops turned up, but theres some things I did in my teens I dare not speak about

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We weren't really kids anymore, but at the age of 18, one night we went on a rampage and visited everyone we hated. What sticks out most was one of us taking a liquishit over the vents of our chemistry teachers car. He sure was in for a pleasant surprise when next turning on the heater.

I poured one of those massive bottles of horrid smelling liquid potpourri from the dollar store into my ex's beloved car through the cracked window along with some eggs and flour. It wouldn't have been very lady-like to have shit on his car, so I took a more girly approach to the problem. That was about as far as I ever went with that kind of thing though. He got off easy comparatively to what I had to deal with because of him. He never knew it was me either because no one would have ever thought of me doing anything even close to that. I was horribly self destructive but I never dragged others into it/wasn't a vandal like the rest of my friends.

[Divinity]

Got pregnant when I was 12 by a guy who was in college. We got married, and had more kids before I was ever 18.

[Marsellus Wallace]

Got pregnant when I was 12 by a guy who was in college.  We got married, and had more kids before I was ever 18.

OH MY GOD 

[The Grand Nudger]

Got pregnant when I was 12 by a guy who was in college.  We got married, and had more kids before I was ever 18.

lol..

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[Faith No More]

When I was 8, I punched a kid in the face and knocked two of his teeth out at summer camp. We were playing tag in the lake, and after a little argument, he put his hand on my face and pushed hard. It was like he tapped into something primal, and the next thing I knew, he coughed out two teeth. I've only ever hit someone one other time, and that was when I was 9. I've had some anger issues, but it was like someone else took over my body. I just snapped.

When I was in high school, we used to buy extra food from Taco Bell and throw it at parked cars as we rode back to school. Sometimes the occassional passing car was also pelted. We joking referred to ourselves as the Burrito Bandits.

[MentalGiant]

Got pregnant when I was 12 by a guy who was in college.  We got married, and had more kids before I was ever 18.

Holy shit! That certainly takes the cake for things not to do as a kid... 

Are you still married?

[Aoi Magi]

Well, I was about seven I think. I don't remember why exactly, but I followed my grandpa on his evening stroll though our neighbourhood. I hid from him and followed him, which for some reason seemed fun. After it got dark and he was set to return home, I suddenly lost track of him. After frantically searching for him, I thought I saw him going inside an old run-down house nearby, so I happily followed after him. But inside the house I found no one. By then it was pretty dark outside, so I decided to do what I was told to do in case I got lost. Stay put! There was a pretty clean room and bed, so I slept there. In the morning, I peeped outside and saw a neighbour of ours I recognized, I went to her and she kindly brought me back home.

Although by then my home had more people gathered than at thanksgiving. And I got a good spanking from dad and mom afterwards. But to me that was really a nice little adventure, especially when I found out that the house where I spent the night was supposed to be a haunted one.