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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
November 2, 2015 at 5:09 am
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This really doesn't add up.
He hides himself as part of the test. We're not supposed to know if he's really there or not. He's sitting out of our field of vision, sniggering in a cosmic cupboard we can't get to.
But then he sends millions of people to bombard us with the information that he is actually there. He told them using special communication. Whoops. He kind of screwed the pooch on that one.
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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
November 5, 2015 at 10:35 am
Oooh, I know!
Just keep a jar of bacon bits handy, and then next time he tries to talk to you about Allah, just munch on bacon the whole time he's talking to you. Like, the whole time. Just stare at him and continue munching the bacon. Maybe look a little disgruntled, but don't say anything. Just eat the bacon and glare. Even when he stops talking.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
November 5, 2015 at 11:59 pm
(This post was last modified: November 6, 2015 at 12:00 am by Reforged.)
If you get in a debate with him whatever you do; do *not* bring up 9/11. New footage has come out that proves jihadists weren't responsible for the attacks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brrfbtB4ujM
The plot thickens.
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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
November 6, 2015 at 12:19 am
That's... so... messed up.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
November 6, 2015 at 12:22 am
(November 6, 2015 at 12:19 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: That's... so... messed up.
I know right? We should of spotted this ages ago but we just couldn't see him.
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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
November 6, 2015 at 12:27 am
(November 6, 2015 at 12:22 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: (November 6, 2015 at 12:19 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: That's... so... messed up.
I know right? We should of spotted this ages ago but we just couldn't see him.
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A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
November 14, 2015 at 5:00 pm
Thanks but no thanks will do.
