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November 7, 2015 at 11:07 pm (This post was last modified: November 7, 2015 at 11:07 pm by Redbeard The Pink.)
Don't you have some billy-goats to fuck or something? Piss off back to your bridge, troll. You're a fucking disgrace.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
The only proof and the only thing I have to go on proving it to you is my name. But it's proof. All you will need to do is pay attention to what's posted, and try to figure out the meaning of my name with other users. However, I will always try to provide as much information as possible for the posters trying this out. It's actually very simple though! So far I have gotten no where with a bunch of idiotic posters (dr fuzzy for example). My computer is messed up so I can't really type straight. I was asked to provide better content by JesusHChrist. So here I am! For starters my name is James Brenton Killingsworth, but it's really the last name that I believe proves it. Infact, I know it does. But I will need an audience here to critique my name as I said, and at least an adequate understanding of my name.
l will start. The name Killingsworth doesn't really sound all that bad to start. But I notice if I call it the name of a Killer it loses its meaning. It's like calling Michael Mik hill. I also notice that calling it correctly it gains a tons of significance. That it probably stands with nobility of a higher order or something like that. I notice upon a slighter kent that if I call it by the name Killingsworth with these things in mind that first a man that is not a killer and still kills would make the name very proud because Killingsworth would be the only name in the world like that. And innocent killing would be profound. Nevertheless, I notice what JBrentonK was talking about when he said the name is pronounced like Christ, and I can begin to see it has some deeper significance.
The above is only an example, but it's the better example. You can gain from it a lot of things but it's about what I'd expecfrom the forum although I admit that is asking too much. So just do the best you can on your own to provide understanding. In this thread I hope at least some understanding is firmly made. But of the proof of the son of god--- I have to offer that the name indeed sounds like Christ and indeed there is no higher nobility nor royalty than the name being understood correctly. So you see I have a lot to work with.
nd again, if you cannot understand that the name is like Christ, and that it does away with killing, and that you must not confuse it for the name of a killer, you are on the wrong track.
If you are interested in "proof of God" or me being the son of God I suggest you follow these above guidelines very closely because the world won't get another chance to see the fact that I am the son of God. I can promise you I am and I also promise you this simple understanding of my name is proof of it. Yes, I take the example I gave as the holy grail in terms of proving what the name is all about. So feel free to use it abundantly. Perhaps a better understanding of this paragraph later in the thread will appear necessary. That's fine! As long as you all are interested in seeing what I have to say, so far we have had 2 threads about this with absolutely none for progress. I have made progress in this OP, and if you understand the OP at all, yo uwill see that. What's so hard about understanding my name? That is for you, the thread posters, to decide. Bu it is the proof that there is another son of God.
That's about all I need to say I think. Good luck to the posters.!
If you really are the son of gawd, perhaps you could bring my mum back, complete with a healthy body, all her memories, atc... You know, all that miraculous stuff that gawd's kids are supposed to have.
What's that? You can't?
Yeah, about what I thought.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
(November 6, 2015 at 8:38 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: I am the son of God
You did not fare well the first time around. Crucifying is passé now days, but I am sure some one will come up with something creative.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
Wen you say you are the son of God, I'd like to know whether God stuck his invisible dick in anyone.
Is he your biological father? Or is this another metaphor? Why wasn't your immaculate conception all over the news?
Maybe the first one with his other son wasn't immaculate either?
Please keep your bullshit consistent. It's not funny otherwise...
(November 7, 2015 at 11:48 am)drfuzzy Wrote: watch out for those eagles (a gift from a previous incarnation)
tell that eagle he better let go of evie !
no, no threats to our dear evie, now . . .
the OP once claimed to remember being a Greek playwright . . . somehow. Well, the stories say that this Greek playwright was killed when an eagle dropped a turtle onto his head.
Now I have given it away though! I doubt the OP even gets the joke.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein