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RE: What can atheists do / not do?
January 4, 2011 at 10:17 am
(January 4, 2011 at 9:25 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Ace - the problem is....you ENJOY all your punishments!
I know. 
Like I would enjoy it if a girl had her legs around my head and squeezed the life out of me. Causing me to choke and gasp for air, my life would literately be between her legs. Just waiting there, waiting for her to release me. Before I pass out. Or I end up passing out and minutes later wake up and find her lips on mine.
Wow what a thought!
Being crushed by a girls thighs. Also if I dare try and get out of it (which you can't, not a headscissor you can't  ) she could just squeeze even tighter as punishment for trying.
I think I'll just shut up now. 
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RE: What can atheists do / not do?
January 4, 2011 at 10:22 am
[clutching stomach, laughing]
Predictable and still hilarious. [pecks Ace on the cheek]
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RE: What can atheists do / not do?
January 4, 2011 at 10:38 am
This thread has turned disgusting and I shall be reporting it to all your mothers.
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RE: What can atheists do / not do?
January 4, 2011 at 10:40 am
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RE: What can atheists do / not do?
January 4, 2011 at 10:55 am
(This post was last modified: January 4, 2011 at 10:56 am by Ace Otana.)
Everyone loves sex talk.
One thing I've also noticed with headscissors is that there are two main ways to do it. One where their thighs are around your neck (which I've partly described in the post above) and then there's where their thighs are around your face. Difference is one strangles you, the other smothers you.
So like, if you're facing her fanny, you shouldn't pass out since there should be a slight gap for you to breathe. However, it is possible that her thighs could completely cover your nose and mouth. Now if you're facing her thigh, no doubt you're gonna pass out. No way to get air that way. One thing you'll notice is the amount of pressure you feel when her thighs are squeezing the hell out of you. Depending which way you face. If you're facing her thigh, all that pressure will be on the face, if you're facing the fanny, all the pressure will be around the sides of your head.
Either way, it is pretty much impossible to get out of. You'd be totally under her control. Lovely!
She decides whether to let you go, keep you there, or knock you out. Also if you do end up out cold, you could be out for a good few minutes. She could do anything to ya within that time and you wouldn't ever know about it. Unless you get a weird taste in your mouth when you wake up, then you'll have an idea what she's been doing.
Ok, I'm really shutting up now. I pwomiss! 
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RE: What can atheists do / not do?
January 4, 2011 at 11:05 am
(This post was last modified: January 4, 2011 at 11:06 am by thesummerqueen.)
Our education is now complete!
btw, how come I didn't get a hug from Ryft?
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RE: What can atheists do / not do?
January 4, 2011 at 1:45 pm
I think I've missed out on the cuddles.
Oh well.
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RE: What can atheists do / not do?
January 4, 2011 at 1:53 pm
I don't know what Ace's problems are, but I am sure summer...uhem, girls, would have more fun if I can,uhhh, maneuver, while between their legs.
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RE: What can atheists do / not do?
January 4, 2011 at 1:58 pm
(This post was last modified: January 4, 2011 at 2:00 pm by thesummerqueen.)
(January 4, 2011 at 1:45 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I think I've missed out on the cuddles.
Oh well.
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(January 4, 2011 at 1:53 pm)Chuck Wrote: I don't know what Ace's problems are, but I am sure summer...uhem, girls, would have more fun if I can,uhhh, maneuver, while between their legs.
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RE: What can atheists do / not do?
January 4, 2011 at 2:34 pm
(January 4, 2011 at 1:53 pm)Chuck Wrote: I don't know what Ace's problems are, but I am sure summer...uhem, girls, would have more fun if I can,uhhh, maneuver, while between their legs.
I'd love to see you try and maneuver while trapped between a girls thighs. Danny was giggling when she trapped me. She got a little turned on while I was gargling and gasping for air. The more I tired to get some air, the more she squeezed. I was coming close to passing out so I thought maybe I could fake pass out so then she'll open her legs. Thankfully she released me just in time. She enjoyed it, she orgasmed a bit. I could tell, there was a wet patch. Of course seconds later she sat on me. Everything went dark.
I've only had two girls headscissor me, haven't passed out yet though. Still concious!
I can only wonder though what Danny would do to me if I had passed out.
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Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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