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My pathetic whining about how I want a relationship
#71
RE: My pathetic whining about how I want a relationship
You're on ignore now, The_Empress.
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#72
RE: My pathetic whining about how I want a relationship
Oh no. I'm going to cry.

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Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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#73
RE: My pathetic whining about how I want a relationship
(November 30, 2015 at 10:43 am)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: You're on ignore now, The_Empress.


She's kind of right, though.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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#74
RE: My pathetic whining about how I want a relationship
Try getting a job, nothing fancy, just somewhere like McDonald's. You sound like you're in dire need of a swift kick in the goolies from reality. It'd help with your confidence and social interaction no end, as well.
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#75
RE: My pathetic whining about how I want a relationship
I really don't care. Also, there's no way I'm working some troglodyte job like mcdonalds. I hate mcdonalds and everything mcdonalds stands for.
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#76
RE: My pathetic whining about how I want a relationship
(November 30, 2015 at 11:14 am)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: I really don't care. Also, there's no way I'm working some troglodyte job like mcdonalds. I hate mcdonalds and everything mcdonalds stands for.

... now you are just trolling Dodgy
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#77
RE: My pathetic whining about how I want a relationship
(November 30, 2015 at 12:39 am)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: I want one I want one I want one I want one I want wone I want one I want one I want one I want one  wa fuck. 

I'm sick of having never had one, getting upset when people talk about having fun, feeling like I'm missing out. I am on dating websites but it's just not. working. out. fuck. 

I want to actually have fun in my life, but no. it's all mundane shit that doesn't fucking matter after mundane unfun shit that doesn't matter, because it's not fun. How about no.

I don't care that this is written horribly, I JUST DON'T CARE! I'm sick and tired of it. 

It
really
sucks
I'm 
upset
please
pity 
me
shower
me
with
pity
and 
praise

Just do online dating, but don't use what you wrote here on your profile though.


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#78
RE: My pathetic whining about how I want a relationship
(November 30, 2015 at 1:02 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(November 30, 2015 at 12:39 am)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote:


Would you say you like to try new things ?

Would you say you have an almost unbelievably high threshold of disgust ?

Could you stay immersed in a bathtub of very cold water until you're almost a Popsicle ?

Could you then lie very still without talking at all for a 1/2 hour or so ?


If that's 4 yesses, I've got a perfect match for you !!!

Blow up dolls don't count Vor.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#79
RE: My pathetic whining about how I want a relationship
(November 30, 2015 at 11:14 am)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: I really don't care. Also, there's no way I'm working some neanderthal job like mcdonalds. I hate mcdonalds and everything mcdonalds stands for.

How foolish of me. I momentarily forgot you were above all of that. My profuse apologies for not showing the proper deference to thee, your maj -

No actually, fuck all that. I can, to a certain extent, sympathise with your position, and in some ways it resembles my own a few years ago. But what really turned it around was life forcing me to pull my thumb out of my arse, suck it up, and get busy making a living. I was dragged kicking and screaming into adulthood, and looking back there's barely a thing I'd change about how I got to where I am today. Yeah, it's hard. It's unfair. It does on occasion suck balls. Boo fucking hoo.

I normally approach this situation with more decorum, but that's because I usually see people actually taking on other people's advice - many who, might I add, have experience and wisdom that vastly outstrips your own - instead of shitting into their own hand and throwing it at the wall as you seem to persist in doing. People are trying to fucking HELP you here, the very least you could do is show an ounce of gratitude, the curtest of acknowledgements. But no, you'd rather lash out at those taking time out of their day to give you advice and fulfill your own childish need to be spiteful.

You can go through the rest of your days festering in self-pity and feverish resentment of every living thing on this planet, or you can get busy trying to actually make something of yourself and work towards becoming a decent human being who looks out for others and can be depended on.

Log out of 4Chan, start putting out some CV's, and grow the fuck up, you obstinate little shit. Or don't. It's entirely up to you.

By all means put me on ignore, I'll be doing the same for you.
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#80
RE: My pathetic whining about how I want a relationship
(November 30, 2015 at 1:32 am)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: Oh my god, talking to people is just tiring. Just abuse me as much as possible with your words, I don't care. You have no idea how frustrating it is to get along with people, it's like the number one fucking difficulty in my life, besides giving a fuck about school work. I just wish I didn't have to feel like life is so fucking difficult, I feel like my anxiety would mostly go away.

Talking to people is how you learn about them and how they learn about you. If it's too much work to communicate with people, you'll find yourself leading a very lonely life. 

I was not raised in this age of "instant gratification". If we wanted to talk to someone, there was no texting, facebook, skype, snapchat or any other internet social media. People these days are lazy. They break up via text because it's easier than actually looking them in the eye and doing it. 

If you're seriously wanting to meet a quality person (not the next person you want to screw), then you have to market yourself, develop your brand (who you are) and put yourself out there. Honestly, no person is going to want someone who isn't willing to put in the time and effort in themselves first. If you can't do that, you won't be able to do it in a relationship. 

At 44 years of age, I have learned too much about this sort of thing and finally realized that I needed to make changes internally before I could give myself to someone else. If you aren't happy with who you are, you can't expect someone else to be happy with you either. 

That's just my advice.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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