What are your best and worst qualities?

[Whateverist]

I like bewbies. The soft ones AND the firm ones.

They're tasty

Yeah, what is it with firm ones?  Are there titty muscles to work out or something?

At thirty I had a fling with a 19 year old with the most amazing headlights.  Damned things were stood straight out like booby boners.   No surgical marks. 

Ladies, are boobies typically harder when you're young?

[Edwardo Piet]

Firm doesn't necessarily mean "super hard"... unless you're talking about the nipples

[Catholic_Lady]

I feel like lots of my qualities are double-edged swords. I am blunt. If I am upset with how I am being treated, I have had a tendency to let it be known. But I am accomadating when I can be, and even when I can't be at times (which reduces me to doormat status).

I have a better awareness of anger than I used to, though. I need to work on neatness and fashion sense, though. I often dress like a 20-year old (I'm 39 and 364 days).

I also don't get bored too easily. I mean, hey. I'm an atheist. I'm not waiting for Heaven, amirite (no harm meant toward our good Christian friends, though)? Each moment is important.

I had something else, but I forgot (short term memory, there. Is it an LD or is it something that just needs paid attention to?).

ETA: Ah, yes. Living in the moment. I doez it (but I think that was at least implicitly addressed above).

Happy birthday, brotha.

Happy birthday, C!

[Clueless Morgan]

I bet you're really good at finding unusual pineapple shaped lamp shades! Hehe...
Have you bought the bloody thing yet! It's almost Christmas!

It never went on sale.

Yeah, what is it with firm ones?  Are there titty muscles to work out or something?

At thirty I had a fling with a 19 year old with the most amazing headlights.  Damned things were stood straight out like booby boners.   No surgical marks. 

Ladies, are boobies typically harder when you're young?

I have absolutely no idea. Perhaps "firmness" is a product of the ratio of mammary glands to fat? A know of a woman who had really large breasts and went in to have a reduction and the docs discovered that her breasts were entirely mammary gland and almost no fat. I don't know how that affected their firmness, tho.

Just throwing that thought out there.

[Whateverist]

Yeah, what is it with firm ones?  Are there titty muscles to work out or something?

At thirty I had a fling with a 19 year old with the most amazing headlights.  Damned things were stood straight out like booby boners.   No surgical marks. 

Ladies, are boobies typically harder when you're young?

I have absolutely no idea.  Perhaps "firmness" is a product of the ratio of mammary glands to fat?  A know of a woman who had really large breasts and went in to have a reduction and the docs discovered that her breasts were entirely mammary gland and almost no fat.  I don't know how that affected their firmness, tho.

Just throwing that thought out there.

You're the only one of us two with a rack so I defer to your judgement. Hey what about your own. Do you think they've gotten softer over time?

[Longhorn]

And on a serious note, I can be fairly intelligent and learn fast. I'm empathetic with a soft spot for animals and never refuse help unless I feel I'm being used. I'm a hard worker provided I've got enough motivation. Nothing makes me happier than making my friends laugh or at least cheer up a little. At the end of the day I strive to be a better person and work on my flaws.

I tend to be irritable and struggle to control anger, which leads me to be abrasive and unpleasant at times. I can be neurotic and am an irredeemable hypochondriac. I have low self esteem. My sense of humor can be weird and misinterpreted at times(see for example post #2 of this thread). I'm shy around strangers and can come off as stuck up or cold, and it makes me feel bad and even more stressed. I can be lazy if I don't have motivation. I have a lot of guilt which leads me to be sensitive to criticism and insecure.

All in all, meh.

[The Grand Nudger]

-that I don't have bests or worsts.  Firmly average in every imaginable way, lol.

[Clueless Morgan]

You're the only one of us two with a rack so I defer to your judgement. Hey what about your own. Do you think they've gotten softer over time?

I haven't kept a "softness" log so I'd have to err on them being the same over time.

-that I don't have bests or worsts.  Firmly average in every imaginable way, lol.

So you're the anti-Mary Poppins?

[Alex K]

Best quality: I always tell the truth about myself
Worst qualiy: I sometimes lie about myself

[The Grand Nudger]

So you're the anti-Mary Poppins?

You know, I feel that way sometimes.  She got to prance around about spoonfuls of sugar in singsong , and I'm over here in baritone making up songs about the importance of wiping your ass - and most definitely -not- with your big sisters pillow.