Simple facts don't lie

[JBrentonK]

Your poor, poor parents. I'm sure dad wishes you were only a sheet stain.

I'm going to mention something like that. Something about that.

There is an error in my life which is really proof I am the son of God, but nobody will take it seriously. In the pagan religion, whenever there is a sacrifice, the host begins to be taken in by the flame or fire, Jesus is supposed to save the lost soul, but Aeschylus is the one who pulls the switch. The other sons of God each have a specific role, as does God who is supposedly the wicker man himself, but nonetheless, this error with the switch is real. There were supposedly real victims of this sacrifice, caused only by an error with the switch (which is played out by Aeschylus). This is, I believe, widely popular, so popular in fact, that it is practically social media. So don't deny it. This error is just like your sheet stain hypothesis!

I have dreams, dreams like this sheet stain thing, and in this thread I state my family as the heirs to this error as well. That would, in fact, amount to proof after all that I am the son of God. Proof for anybody who is at all interested.... And the only proof I have to go on as of yet.

I will not describe my dreams, but they are all related to this "error."

[Brian37]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but dreams are just that, dreams.

No human has ever, is now, or will ever have a magic crystal ball, magic book, or magic Bat Phone to a sky hero. This is the only life we have.

[JBrentonK]

Yes, true, but this is a very popular social media myth. And I am cursed with it for life!

[Edwardo Piet]

Yes, but which Poe?

The one that isn't this one:



This Poe:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

[drfuzzy]

[Edwardo Piet]

[Brian37]

Yes, true, but this is a very popular social media myth. And I am cursed with it for life!

Your gullibility is your curse and needlessly self inflicted at that.

[JBrentonK]

It is not self inflicted. My dreams are due to my awareness of a fact, that's all, plain and simple. I will not state which fact, however.

[drfuzzy]

It is not self inflicted. My dreams are due to my awareness of a fact, that's all, plain and simple. I will not state which fact, however.

Oh, yes, you have us all on tenterhooks.  We're waiting with baited breath to hear all of the delusions and dreams and fantasies that you're not going to tell us.
Puleeze!   You come on to an atheist website, full of folks who love data and empirical evidence and verifiable facts, claim you have a fact, and refuse to divulge it? 
It's no wonder that the internet is flooded with memes like this one: