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Simple facts don't lie
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Simple facts don't lie
Simple facts don't lie. Let that be a reminder. Well, to me anyhow... Hi guys. This is a newer thread I'm starting. I hope you will take the facts I present to you very seriously because this thread is for discussion on these fact(s), and not just "discussion" in general. Please remember this!

I have some more general suggestion to make that will amount to a simple fact. How you take this fact is up for the people of this thread. (Warning: This is just like my other son of God threads!)

I will give myself the courage to tell you my parents names once more. My fathers name is James Edward Killingsworth; and my mothers name is Lisa Deloris Heaton Killingsworth. Now I am going to ask you to do something. Let these names sink in! For God's sake, that is probably one of the only ways you will ever understand a single thing I say. Now.... I am going to tell you something you may not believe. These names give off a super uuber ivy crazy like vibe when you understand them properly.... My dads name resembles Jehovah God and my mothers name? Can you take a guess? That's right. Jehovah God's wife. How did you ever guess? What their last name means may be the real give away though: Killingsworth has a very strong meaning when you pronounce my dad's name (or my moms name!). You pronounce the James Edward and then when you get to the name Killingsworth all that really comes out your mouth is "God." I wish I could explain something of this better. Because I will always remain convinced, I guess, until I show somebody or tell somebody about it, this is really my only outlet to share.

Again, to people who do not know me, I am the son of God. I was placed in a family that is completely different than Jehovah God's however. Therefore as you can understand, I am not at all related to Jehovah God (kind of like Jesus called Mary and Joseph "his only family"). But this is really not the place for that discussion. I am only telling you this to further the meaning of what I am trying to tell you. I want you to understand, that my parents have this sinister feeling to them, once you know only their names at the very least. And, I am convinced that there is proof to it that it might mean something more.

So correct me if I am wrong about that, but please give this oddity some consideration. I am convicted that there is a meaning behind this to anybody who figures it out.

...You know how Mary Magdeline kind of sounds like Jehovah God's real wife?... yeah, I can already hear the banter........
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#2
RE: Simple facts don't lie
*yawn*

Again? This act wasn't even funny the first time. Get a new schtick, kid.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#3
RE: Simple facts don't lie
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#4
RE: Simple facts don't lie
(December 28, 2015 at 4:22 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: Simple facts don't lie. Let that be a reminder. Well, to me anyhow... Hi guys. This is a newer thread I'm starting. I hope you will take the facts I present to you very seriously because this thread is for discussion on these fact(s), and not just "discussion" in general. Please remember this!

I have some more general suggestion to make that will amount to a simple fact. How you take this fact is up for the people of this thread. (Warning: This is just like my other son of God threads!)

I will give myself the courage to tell you my parents names once more. My fathers name is James Edward Killingsworth; and my mothers name is Lisa Deloris Heaton Killingsworth. Now I am going to ask you to do something. Let these names sink in! For God's sake, that is probably one of the only ways you will ever understand a single thing I say. Now.... I am going to tell you something you may not believe. These names give off a super uuber ivy crazy like vibe when you understand them properly.... My dads name resembles Jehovah God and my mothers name? Can you take a guess? That's right. Jehovah God's wife. How did you ever guess? What their last name means may be the real give away though: Killingsworth has a very strong meaning when you pronounce my dad's name (or my moms name!). You pronounce the James Edward and then when you get to the name Killingsworth all that really comes out your mouth is "God." I wish I could explain something of this better. Because I will always remain convinced, I guess, until I show somebody or tell somebody about it, this is really my only outlet to share.

Again, to people who do not know me, I am the son of God. I was placed in a family that is completely different than Jehovah God's however. Therefore as you can understand, I am not at all related to Jehovah God (kind of like Jesus called Mary and Joseph "his only family"). But this is really not the place for that discussion. I am only telling you this to further the meaning of what I am trying to tell you. I want you to understand, that my parents have this sinister feeling to them, once you know only their names at the very least. And, I am convinced that there is proof to it that it might mean something more.

So correct me if I am wrong about that, but please give this oddity some consideration. I am convicted that there is a meaning behind this to anybody who figures it out.

...You know how Mary Magdeline kind of sounds like Jehovah God's real wife?... yeah, I can already hear the banter........

I see, you are claiming to have impregnated Jesus's mom? ok, I won't dispute that
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#5
RE: Simple facts don't lie
What you won't dispute when times come to it is that I am actually Aeschylus.
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#6
RE: Simple facts don't lie
Of course you are, nutjob.
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#7
RE: Simple facts don't lie
The only apparent fact is that the OP needs to seek help from a psychiatrist.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#8
RE: Simple facts don't lie
That, or, I have some really significant parents!
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#9
RE: Simple facts don't lie
(December 28, 2015 at 4:32 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: That, or, I have some really significant parents!

Take them with you... to the psychiatrist I mean
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
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