Simple facts don't lie

[JBrentonK]

Simple facts don't lie. Let that be a reminder. Well, to me anyhow... Hi guys. This is a newer thread I'm starting. I hope you will take the facts I present to you very seriously because this thread is for discussion on these fact(s), and not just "discussion" in general. Please remember this!

I have some more general suggestion to make that will amount to a simple fact. How you take this fact is up for the people of this thread. (Warning: This is just like my other son of God threads!)

I will give myself the courage to tell you my parents names once more. My fathers name is James Edward Killingsworth; and my mothers name is Lisa Deloris Heaton Killingsworth. Now I am going to ask you to do something. Let these names sink in! For God's sake, that is probably one of the only ways you will ever understand a single thing I say. Now.... I am going to tell you something you may not believe. These names give off a super uuber ivy crazy like vibe when you understand them properly.... My dads name resembles Jehovah God and my mothers name? Can you take a guess? That's right. Jehovah God's wife. How did you ever guess? What their last name means may be the real give away though: Killingsworth has a very strong meaning when you pronounce my dad's name (or my moms name!). You pronounce the James Edward and then when you get to the name Killingsworth all that really comes out your mouth is "God." I wish I could explain something of this better. Because I will always remain convinced, I guess, until I show somebody or tell somebody about it, this is really my only outlet to share.

Again, to people who do not know me, I am the son of God. I was placed in a family that is completely different than Jehovah God's however. Therefore as you can understand, I am not at all related to Jehovah God (kind of like Jesus called Mary and Joseph "his only family"). But this is really not the place for that discussion. I am only telling you this to further the meaning of what I am trying to tell you. I want you to understand, that my parents have this sinister feeling to them, once you know only their names at the very least. And, I am convinced that there is proof to it that it might mean something more.

So correct me if I am wrong about that, but please give this oddity some consideration. I am convicted that there is a meaning behind this to anybody who figures it out.

...You know how Mary Magdeline kind of sounds like Jehovah God's real wife?... yeah, I can already hear the banter........

[KevinM1]

*yawn*

Again? This act wasn't even funny the first time. Get a new schtick, kid.

[Jackalope]

[Aoi Magi]

Simple facts don't lie. Let that be a reminder. Well, to me anyhow... Hi guys. This is a newer thread I'm starting. I hope you will take the facts I present to you very seriously because this thread is for discussion on these fact(s), and not just "discussion" in general. Please remember this!

I have some more general suggestion to make that will amount to a simple fact. How you take this fact is up for the people of this thread. (Warning: This is just like my other son of God threads!)

I will give myself the courage to tell you my parents names once more. My fathers name is James Edward Killingsworth; and my mothers name is Lisa Deloris Heaton Killingsworth. Now I am going to ask you to do something. Let these names sink in! For God's sake, that is probably one of the only ways you will ever understand a single thing I say. Now.... I am going to tell you something you may not believe. These names give off a super uuber ivy crazy like vibe when you understand them properly.... My dads name resembles Jehovah God and my mothers name? Can you take a guess? That's right. Jehovah God's wife. How did you ever guess? What their last name means may be the real give away though: Killingsworth has a very strong meaning when you pronounce my dad's name (or my moms name!). You pronounce the James Edward and then when you get to the name Killingsworth all that really comes out your mouth is "God." I wish I could explain something of this better. Because I will always remain convinced, I guess, until I show somebody or tell somebody about it, this is really my only outlet to share.

Again, to people who do not know me, I am the son of God. I was placed in a family that is completely different than Jehovah God's however. Therefore as you can understand, I am not at all related to Jehovah God (kind of like Jesus called Mary and Joseph "his only family"). But this is really not the place for that discussion. I am only telling you this to further the meaning of what I am trying to tell you. I want you to understand, that my parents have this sinister feeling to them, once you know only their names at the very least. And, I am convinced that there is proof to it that it might mean something more.

So correct me if I am wrong about that, but please give this oddity some consideration. I am convicted that there is a meaning behind this to anybody who figures it out.

...You know how Mary Magdeline kind of sounds like Jehovah God's real wife?... yeah, I can already hear the banter........

I see, you are claiming to have impregnated Jesus's mom? ok, I won't dispute that

[JBrentonK]

What you won't dispute when times come to it is that I am actually Aeschylus.

[Jackalope]

Of course you are, nutjob.

[Silver]

The only apparent fact is that the OP needs to seek help from a psychiatrist.

[JBrentonK]

That, or, I have some really significant parents!

[Aoi Magi]

That, or, I have some really significant parents!

Take them with you... to the psychiatrist I mean

[rexbeccarox]