I liked Hudson Hawk...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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Shitty movies you've seen
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 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I wonder which one was worse:
Dreamcatcher or Secret Window ?? Meh, fuck 'em both. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (January 5, 2016 at 6:43 pm)Quantum Wrote:(January 5, 2016 at 6:41 pm)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote: How do you make the original Predator movie even worse? Oh, that's how! The real question is having watched the original alien vs predator, what possessed you to actually find out that II is indeed worse? Surely no dedication to scientific inquiry requires this level of visual self immolation. 
The Village. It's the only movie to ever make me legitimately angry.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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Only 1 god, and Mr. Hanky is his profit  Religious Views: Anti-theist, and anti-authoritarian, but I love assholes
Spawn - so bad it was almost good, but its best moment was a fart joke which required no comic genius. Thumbs down!
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 (January 5, 2016 at 6:48 pm)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote:(January 5, 2016 at 6:43 pm)Quantum Wrote: The original predator movie is awesomesauce. You don't grasp the gravity of the situation! There slready is a part II !
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
(January 5, 2016 at 11:41 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:(January 5, 2016 at 6:43 pm)Quantum Wrote: The original predator movie is awesomesauce. How do you make Alien vs. Predator even worse, that's the question! It has Aliens in it. I had to see it. Strangely, it temporarily morphs into a bad high school drama halfway through where one guy gets humiliated because he has to deliver pizza to his exes house while the jocks are there or something. An amazing cinematic feat considering it's a movie about space aliens hunting spae aliens with lasers.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
RE: Shitty movies you've seen
January 6, 2016 at 3:28 am
(This post was last modified: January 6, 2016 at 3:35 am by ApeNotKillApe.)
(January 6, 2016 at 3:20 am)Quantum Wrote: It has Aliens in it. I had to see it. Strangely, it temporarily morphs into a bad high school drama halfway through where one guy gets humiliated because he has to deliver pizza to his exes house while the jocks are there or something. An amazing cinematic feat considering it's a movie about space aliens hunting spae aliens with lasers. That's exactly the sort of clever subversion of genre tropes that the franchise needed.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
Cabin in the woods.
Don't watch it. Don't.
God of Mr. Hanky
Only 1 god, and Mr. Hanky is his profit Religious Views: Anti-theist, and anti-authoritarian, but I love assholes (January 6, 2016 at 3:17 am)Quantum Wrote:(January 5, 2016 at 6:48 pm)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote: Somebody's probably got their wheels turning on that right now, so let's not encourage them NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!!
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