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Eureka! Hubble Space TTelescope Finds Heaven
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RE: Eureka! Hubble Space TTelescope Finds Heaven
January 17, 2016 at 6:30 pm
(January 17, 2016 at 6:24 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: It's the worst of the OS movies, at least. The TNG movies are a whole other bag of shit.

Can't quite remember. Is that the one with the Vulcan prophet?
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RE: Eureka! Hubble Space TTelescope Finds Heaven
January 17, 2016 at 6:33 pm
(January 17, 2016 at 6:30 pm)abaris Wrote:
(January 17, 2016 at 6:24 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: It's the worst of the OS movies, at least. The TNG movies are a whole other bag of shit.

Can't quite remember. Is that the one with the Vulcan prophet?

Yes. The Final Frontier, fifth film.
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RE: Eureka! Hubble Space TTelescope Finds Heaven
January 17, 2016 at 6:48 pm
Given the resolving power of the HST, those - ahem - buildings would be on the order of 100 ly high. Also: someone needs to look up the difference between lenses and mirrors.

It's more likely that NASA found Enlightenment:

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RE: Eureka! Hubble Space TTelescope Finds Heaven
January 17, 2016 at 8:00 pm
(January 17, 2016 at 6:23 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote:
(January 17, 2016 at 6:16 pm)Constable Dorfl Wrote: How is it that the worst film in Star Trek also produced the best line? I'll never understand it.

Personally, I thought it was miles better than the one where they time travel to save the whales or whatever.

I love it. I have a weak spot for American 80s flair though.
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RE: Eureka! Hubble Space TTelescope Finds Heaven
January 18, 2016 at 8:48 am
(January 17, 2016 at 6:23 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote:
(January 17, 2016 at 6:16 pm)Constable Dorfl Wrote: How is it that the worst film in Star Trek also produced the best line? I'll never understand it.

Personally, I thought it was miles better than the one where they time travel to save the whales or whatever.

Despite it being absolutely crap, Final Frontier was still my gateway drug into Star Trek. There was a point where I foud stupid slapstick funny (I was 8).
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RE: Eureka! Hubble Space TTelescope Finds Heaven
January 18, 2016 at 9:02 am
Thanks, forum, I had been missing the Weekly World News.
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January 18, 2016 at 2:35 pm
LOL even the christians on the forum are taking it as a joke.
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RE: Eureka! Hubble Space TTelescope Finds Heaven
January 18, 2016 at 2:59 pm
Isn't it amazing, the lengths xtians will go to: including deliberate, obvious, LIES to prove that their gawd exists?
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RE: Eureka! Hubble Space TTelescope Finds Heaven
January 18, 2016 at 3:03 pm
Here's a break down of one line of convo in those comments that I think highlights the dissonance and whack-jobbery of believers quite nicely:

OP presents picture of floating space city and claims it's heaven-->

Commenter1 disagrees (so far so good)-->

Commenter1 insists that heaven is instead a planet 4 billion miles away from earth (dang, such promise)-->

Commenter2 disagrees (so far so good)-->

Commenter2 insists heaven is in another dimension (dang).
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Eureka! Hubble Space TTelescope Finds Heaven
January 18, 2016 at 3:10 pm
Who knew heaven was so tacky?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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