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I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.

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I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
Edwardo Piet Away
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#21
RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 2:46 pm
It's not in me.

Tried my mayo once by accident back when I used to be more, er, flexible... that stuff was Eeeew
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 6:20 pm
(January 21, 2016 at 2:40 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(January 21, 2016 at 2:32 pm)Evie Wrote: Too late. It's already been consumed.

We'll find ways to get it out of you. *evil smile*

He doesn't consume his own mayo Blush
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#23
RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 6:22 pm
Go pleasure yourself, turtle.

Tongue

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#24
RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 6:27 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2016 at 6:28 pm by Joods.)
Evie, I luvs ya, but this obsession is getting out of hand now.

Just sayin.
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#25
RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 6:40 pm
(January 21, 2016 at 6:22 pm)Beccs Wrote: Go pleasure yourself, turtle.

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Sorry what was that? Sorry I just got back from pleasur- oh you want me to do it again? Okay be back in an hour.
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 6:42 pm
I wondered what that strange buzzing noise was...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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#27
RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 6:43 pm
(January 21, 2016 at 6:27 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: Evie, I luvs ya, but this obsession is getting out of hand now.

Just sayin.

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Just feelin'. Sniff, sniff.
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 6:44 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2016 at 6:45 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(January 21, 2016 at 6:20 pm)Losty Wrote:
(January 21, 2016 at 2:40 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: We'll find ways to get it out of you. *evil smile*

He doesn't consume his own mayo Blush

Yeah: you keep blushing.

It greatly increases the chances for second helpings.
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#29
RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 6:47 pm
(January 21, 2016 at 6:42 pm)Beccs Wrote: I wondered what that strange buzzing noise was...

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#30
RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 9:33 pm
cute new avatar, Evie!
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