| Poll: When I poop... This poll is closed. |
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| I wipe my butt while still sitting on the toilet. | 15 | 55.56% | |
| I stand up off the toilet into a sort of standing squat position of wipe my butt. | 6 | 22.22% | |
| I first wipe sitting on the toilet, and then stand into a squat to finish the job for optimum access by doing it from both angles. | 2 | 7.41% | |
| Other (please explain wiping technique) | 4 | 14.81% | |
| Total | 27 vote(s) | 100% | |
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Butt Wiping Techniques
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Poopy anus.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh 
Vor, serious question. Have you ever encountered visible poop particles during... you know...
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 5, 2016 at 9:49 pm
(This post was last modified: February 5, 2016 at 9:52 pm by Catholic_Lady.)
I guess I should say, visible or olfactible.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh 
What? No, just no. No.
A veritable cornucopia of various exudates, emissions and discharges.
Saliva, mucous, head cheese, sweat (armpit, foot and crotch), toe jam, eye crud, shaving dreck; men are a veritable buffet of delights. I'd say pus and earwax are conspicuously absent from my eager experience, blood beyond incidental is too, although I have an INTENSE transfusion fantasy . . . [swoon] The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Ew!!!
Vor, you nastay!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh
At least he left the poop out of it.
Transfusion fantasy? That's not just nastay that's scareay! |
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