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RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
February 28, 2016 at 10:01 pm
If I get possessed by a demon, does that demon have cool powers like on Supernatural? Or is it more like The Exorcist, and I'll be spitting up pea soup?
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RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
February 28, 2016 at 10:35 pm
(February 28, 2016 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: To avoid demons and demonic possession, lock yourself in a room, all by yourself, with plain white walls and no furniture or any external distractions.
The only exception to colour is that you're allowed a silver, tin foil hat.
T avoid demonic distractions you should wear a white huggy jacket to stop you masturbating out of sheer boredom.
Special meds can also be taken to stop you thinking since knowledge is a tool of the Devil, too.
Don't forget to plug up all the gaps in the window- and door-frames, to keep out those evil oxygen demons. They're also frightened off by a lighted flame, so get a couple of candles going as well. They will fight back by making you feel sleepy, but that just means you're winning.
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RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
February 28, 2016 at 10:46 pm
(February 28, 2016 at 10:01 pm)Cecelia Wrote: If I get possessed by a demon, does that demon have cool powers like on Supernatural? Or is it more like The Exorcist, and I'll be spitting up pea soup?
Like exorcist.
Pea soup and masturbating with a crucifix.
Sorry
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RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
February 28, 2016 at 10:47 pm
(February 28, 2016 at 10:35 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (February 28, 2016 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: To avoid demons and demonic possession, lock yourself in a room, all by yourself, with plain white walls and no furniture or any external distractions.
The only exception to colour is that you're allowed a silver, tin foil hat.
T avoid demonic distractions you should wear a white huggy jacket to stop you masturbating out of sheer boredom.
Special meds can also be taken to stop you thinking since knowledge is a tool of the Devil, too.
Don't forget to plug up all the gaps in the window- and door-frames, to keep out those evil oxygen demons. They're also frightened off by a lighted flame, so get a couple of candles going as well. They will fight back by making you feel sleepy, but that just means you're winning.
You're starting to sound like me.
Am I having a good or bad influence?
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RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
February 29, 2016 at 3:54 am
Well, bible stories would be fun to coloring. Imagine rainbow colored genocide (flood)
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RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
February 29, 2016 at 10:09 am
(February 28, 2016 at 10:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You're starting to sound like me.
Am I having a good or bad influence?
Let's just say that my mum always warned me about girls like you; which is why I made it my life's purpose to meet as many as I can.
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RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
February 29, 2016 at 10:10 am
(February 29, 2016 at 3:54 am)Ivan Denisovich Wrote: Well, bible stories would be fun to coloring. Imagine rainbow colored genocide (flood)
You'd run out of red very quickly.
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RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
February 29, 2016 at 10:32 am
You lost me when "adult" and "coloring book" were used in the same sentence.
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RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
February 29, 2016 at 10:32 am
I'd have to already be possessed to start "adult coloring" anyway...
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RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
February 29, 2016 at 10:49 am
If everything can give us cancer then I guess everything can also get us demon possessed. Personally, I enjoy using these coloring books (I have one called Doodlers Anonymous Epic Coloring Book) because they relax me.
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