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You know you've been on the forum too long when...
You know you've been on the forum too long when...
Maybe before KUSA gets back from his vacation though...[emoji12]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
Thank you Smile

I've been desperately trying to get her involved! Maybe one day I will succeed.
Feel free to send me a private message.
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You know you've been on the forum too long when...
And I'm fairly certain you are in no capacity a bumbling idiot in any area of you life! Only positive self-talk is allowed from now on. Got it mister?!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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You know you've been on the forum too long when...
http://youtu.be/-DIETlxquzY
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
(April 11, 2016 at 6:36 am)robvalue Wrote:
(April 9, 2016 at 9:09 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: ...when your spouse calls you "obsessed" and refers to you as "my little atheist."  

Yeah, Emma's called me obsessed many times. But she calls me "radicalised"! I am obsessed. I don't have much of a life, and I feel like I have one when I'm here Smile I go from alone (while my wife is at work) to surrounded by friends, and from bumbling idiot to bumbling idiot with a few useful things to say maybe.

Oh yeah, my "sex ed" wasn't so great. I was as clueless afterwards as before.

Even the practice surrogates didn't help?
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You know you've been on the forum too long when...
(April 11, 2016 at 10:18 am)Whateverist the White Wrote:
(April 11, 2016 at 6:36 am)robvalue Wrote: Yeah, Emma's called me obsessed many times. But she calls me "radicalised"! I am obsessed. I don't have much of a life, and I feel like I have one when I'm here Smile I go from alone (while my wife is at work) to surrounded by friends, and from bumbling idiot to bumbling idiot with a few useful things to say maybe.

Oh yeah, my "sex ed" wasn't so great. I was as clueless afterwards as before.

Even the practice surrogates didn't help?


LOL, what middle school did YOU go to?!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
Thank you LFC Smile

The CFS does mess with my head and causes me to do some quite dumb things sometimes. I just can't afford to function at full whack all the time. But there are things I'm good at. Emma and I make a good team, we seem to complement each other's strengths!

No, the only practice I ever got was strictly self-study. And there's only so much I could learn that way.
Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists.

Index of useful threads and discussions
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You know you've been on the forum too long when...
(April 11, 2016 at 10:30 am)robvalue Wrote: Thank you LFC Smile

The CFS does mess with my head and causes me to do some quite dumb things sometimes. I just can't afford to function at full whack all the time. But there are things I'm good at. Emma and I make a good team, we seem to complement each other's strengths!

No, the only practice I ever got was strictly self-study. And there's only so much I could learn that way.


I totally empathize with the doing of dumb things. I've been a "ditz" practically my whole life. (I think I've heard something about hair color being responsible for such traits? [emoji39]). I have a reputation for being flakey, and not "functioning at full whack," amongst friends and family. To make matters worse, I'm very much an introvert (which would probably come as a surprise to most people close to me) so social situations tend to make me very agitated, and when I get nervous I'm more prone to doing stupid stuff. The list of embarrassingly asinine shit I've done in my life is...quite a long one. I think that's why I've fallen so much in love with AF. It gives me the opportunity to think out, plan ahead, and edit as needed before interacting with others, rather then being put on the spot. I still say stupid things; just less often!

That's great that you and your wife make a good team. It's so important in a marriage. I feel Chris and I are a good team as well. He is strong in areas where I am weak, and vise versa, and we aren't afraid to admit that to one other.

Any way, back on topic...

...when you ramble on about your personal feelings to people you've never met in real life, and don't feel the least bit ashamed about it! [emoji6]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
(April 11, 2016 at 8:07 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(April 11, 2016 at 6:36 am)robvalue Wrote: Yeah, Emma's called me obsessed many times. But she calls me "radicalised"! I am obsessed. I don't have much of a life, and I feel like I have one when I'm here Smile I go from alone (while my wife is at work) to surrounded by friends, and from bumbling idiot to bumbling idiot with a few useful things to say maybe.

Oh yeah, my "sex ed" wasn't so great. I was as clueless afterwards as before.


Emma!  That's a beautiful name!  You've got to convince her to get in on one of your videos sometime.

Emma is one of my favorite names.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
(April 11, 2016 at 10:22 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(April 11, 2016 at 10:18 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: Even the practice surrogates didn't help?


LOL, what middle school did YOU go to?!

Oh it's just a little place back in my mind.  (We didn't have readily available porn when I was a kid.)
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