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Indiana mandates funereal burials for aborted fetuses
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Indiana mandates funereal burials for aborted fetuses
After a woman gets an abortion she will be told, verbally and in writing, that she has the right to choose what she does with her aborted fetus. She will be given a list of her options for disposal, and offered counseling. The fetus does not have to be named, but it will receive its own burial-transit form, just like any dead body. This form will travel with it to a funeral home, where it will be buried or cremated. Aborted fetuses in Indiana, nearly all smaller than a peapod, will no longer be treated as medical waste.
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/arch...es/482688/

I mean talk about taking all the "fun" out of funeral, just imagine the ceremony. "He was concieved on the parking lot behind the mall when his mother and father cought each-other eye glimpses and couldn't stop looking untill they were suddenly naked and on top of eachother. Afterward they saw they were not made for eachother since he had body odor that made her hold deep breaths and almost fainting five times during the intercourse and her brown anal discharge that dripped on his balls barely kept him going. They didn't use protection because of the laws and christian stance on contraception made it all too shameful."

But also the Westboro church that pickets funerals of people that had gays for friends - imagine what they would do to this funeral.
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Does that mean foetuses will get birth certs too?
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Who pays for the mandatory funeral?
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What about foetuses that abort naturally or are delivered stillbirn?
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(May 18, 2016 at 6:11 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Who pays for the mandatory funeral?

-and there's the entire reason for such a requirement.  Economic coercion. If you want to be a dirty baby killing sinner, expect a bill.
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Damn, this is going to cut into the amount of fresh baby and fetus meat we get to eat.
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Theologically, an expelled fetus is not and was not a human being since it was never ensouled.

Seems like the same logic that (erroneously) mandates a christian burial for a fetus would also compel one for finger nail clippings, tumors, tonsils, hair, scabs, placenta, snot, saliva urine, feces, and ear wax.

When I put it that way it sure sounds like heresy, don't it ?
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(granted, my poo is pretty special, but you see the religious angle, right?)
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(May 18, 2016 at 8:32 am)Rhythm Wrote:
(May 18, 2016 at 6:11 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Who pays for the mandatory funeral?

-and there's the entire reason for such a requirement.  Economic coercion.  If you want to be a dirty baby killing sinner, expect a bill.

That's got to be the real reason. They can't overturn Roe vs Wade, so they do everything they can to make it as hard as possible to do something that's been deemed legal for years. Not that this is the only thing that use these tactics on. Just about everything they disagree with gets the same treatment. Gay marriage is officially legal now, but you have people like Kim Davis doing their level best to make it as hard as possible to do it, since they can't just cart these people off to jail. Or at least send them to jail explicitely for doing that which is now legal in this country.
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Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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(May 18, 2016 at 6:44 am)Constable Dorfl Wrote: What about foetuses that abort naturally or are delivered stillbirn?

Those don't count, because when god murders a baby, it's a-OK!
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