Conservative Libertarian Michelle Bachmann speaks..

[DeistPaladin]

OK, taking her seriously enough to read what she said and respond...

Michele Bachmann called Monday for abolishing the entire tax code and the Department of Education,

Bachmann says we don't need no education. What a shock.

labeled Planned Parenthood the "LensCrafters of big abortion"

Speaking of lack of education.

and slammed same-sex marriage advocates for going against what she called 5,000 years of human history.

Up until fairly recent history, women were virtually property of their husbands. Women certainly couldn't run for public office. The NT of the Bible calls for women to be silent and have no authority. Michelle, are you sure you want to appeal to history and biblical values?

Comfortably quoting from scripture, the Minnesota congresswoman said it was her faith that drove her to push for a ballot measure to criminalize same-sex marriage in the state — something she said might be possible this year because both state legislative houses are held by Republicans.

How's that "small government" thingy workin' out for ya?

Those include the Department of Energy and the Department of Commerce.

Oh, right, "small government" only applies to regulation of corporations, not to our bedrooms. I forgot. Just like "austerity" only applies to 98% of the country, but the rich can keep their tax cuts.

She said Planned Parenthood should lose its tax-exempt status — it's a nonprofit —

Naturally churches should keep their tax exempt status, right?

and that Congress should use its power to limit the subjects that district courts can rule on.

How's that "return to constitutional values" thingy workin' out for ya?

"[courts] are not put there to make the decisions."

Actually, yes they are. They have the power to strike down laws that are unconstitutional. Someone needs to take a remedial course in civics.

I'm so sick of conservatives whining about "judicial activism" every time they don't get their way. They didn't whine like this after Bush v. Gore (a classic example of Judical over-reach).

[the6dead]

Michelle is so anti-homosexual I'm just waiting for her to come out as a lesbian.

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http://www.tagg-lines.com/2010/11/breaki...manns.html

[thesummerqueen]

*slowly hides an 8x11 blow up of summerqueens avatar behind his back*

Just think dear, that was the "safe for work" one out of that series.

Would it be inappropriate for all of us to chip in and send an easter basket of vibrating eggs and chocolate dildos for Bachman?

[Minimalist]

The imagery of that racist twat using a chocolate dildo is almost too much to bear.

[thesummerqueen]

Your mind went there, I didn't even attempt. I was just trying to be hospitable.

[Minimalist]

My mind has been known to wander....a bit.


http://libida.com/clone_a_willy_chocolate.asp

[thesummerqueen]

[whooping with laughter]

thanks, Min...I scared the dog and now I'm in danger of having an asthma attack.

We'll continue this after I find my inhaler and a cup of coffee.

[Minimalist]

I know a doctor.....





I'll call him for you.

[reverendjeremiah]

Holy crap Min..you need to give some warning before you post such graphic pics of rapid fire Bachmann's.

DeistPaladin, in recognition of your great care of breaking down why Michelle is such an ignorant cunt (and I doubt even the strongest feminist would disagree with that wording) I award you with the first place medal for secular activism on the "Conservative Libertarian Michelle Bachmann speaks.. " atheistforums.org topic. Congratulations, you have earned it!

I just rated your reputation for this award as well

Just think dear, that was the "safe for work" one out of that series.

Would it be inappropriate for all of us to chip in and send an easter basket of vibrating eggs and chocolate dildos for Bachman?

I think she would call you a "pagan" in public, then gladly take that basket home and very much sit on it with great enthusiasm.

[orogenicman]

The imagery of that racist twat using a chocolate dildo is almost too much to bear.

Yeah, and what a waste of fine chocolate!