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If Evil-lution is true...
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 6, 2016 at 11:34 am
(June 5, 2016 at 9:32 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Of course evilution is real ... A cracker evolves into the body of the the Savior inside the stomach of believers. Checkmate ... uh ... somebody!

Just don't put a bit of ham on it or you will go straight to hell.
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 7, 2016 at 1:31 am (This post was last modified: June 7, 2016 at 1:33 am by ignoramus.)
(June 6, 2016 at 8:32 am)robvalue Wrote: If I'm having niggling doubts about the accuracy of the bible (I open my eyes somewhere, for example, and see something), what should I do?

I mean obviously reality is wrong in such cases, but who do I email about it?

Or is email evil too?

And that's where the problem lies.

Niggling doubts is the work of the devil whispering in your ear using YOUR voice to trick you further.
Only prayer can undo this abomination obviously.

You have to close your eyes before you pray!
Sometimes the devil will make you open them so you can see ridiculous you look talking to yourself in your room.
Please ignore this temptation. Think of rainbows and ponies only.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 7, 2016 at 3:43 am
(June 6, 2016 at 11:34 am)dyresand Wrote:
(June 5, 2016 at 9:32 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Of course evilution is real ... A cracker evolves into the body of the the Savior inside the stomach of believers. Checkmate ... uh ... somebody!

Just don't put a bit of ham on it or you will go straight to hell.

Put me in first-class, I've sinned more than most in that regard. I drive by a farm, hogs go running for cover.

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