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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 4, 2016 at 4:50 am
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Weird, it says in the bible on every other page that God is good and Jesus isn't gay, but he seems rather up for this.
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 4, 2016 at 4:55 am
You must be talented, Rob.
You're the only person to get Jesus up in like 2000 years.
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 5, 2016 at 1:41 pm
God exists. He exists because (lack of) reasons. God is good because he says so and you should listen to him because he is good and righteous and just... just so jealous of all those little wimpy mythological gods that are wimpy in the sense of not impregnating his virgin mother with himself. Evil-ution is evil because pronunciation is fact. This is true because it is a fact that words are pronounced with our mouths who god made before he fucked a massive volcano with his pulsating sadistic genocidal ego. Love god. Trust god. Be one with god for he is love in the sense of hate. Hate is love because god doesn't say so but he may as well as that is what he teaches by example because old testament.
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 5, 2016 at 1:54 pm
God made the universe. You don't need to know the details.
God regulates morality. You don't need to know the details.
God is all loving except when he has one of his "moments". You don't need to know the details.
God existed before all existence. You don't need to know the details.
God sent himself to the earth as a human presumably leaving the godding alone for a bit, to kill himself to himself because. You don't need to know the details.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 5, 2016 at 7:49 pm
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(June 5, 2016 at 1:54 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: God made the universe. You don't need to know the details.
God regulates morality. You don't need to know the details.
God is all loving except when he has one of his "moments". You don't need to know the details.
God existed before all existence. You don't need to know the details.
God sent himself to the earth as a human presumably leaving the godding alone for a bit, to kill himself to himself because. You don't need to know the details.
At least tell me the devil is in the detail!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 5, 2016 at 9:06 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 3:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: ![[Image: evolution.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i4.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy108%2Frschilla%2Fevolution.jpg)
Perhaps failures as well...
ALL PRAISE THE ONE TRUE GOD ZALGO
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