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#91
RE: Keep calm and...
August 8, 2016 at 11:12 am
LP
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Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
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#92
RE: Keep calm and...
August 8, 2016 at 1:55 pm (This post was last modified: August 8, 2016 at 2:01 pm by Losty.)
Probably LP is a little busy now. I imagine his wife may kick his ass if he's messaging us while she's in labor Hehe
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#93
RE: Keep calm and...
August 8, 2016 at 1:57 pm
Most likely!!!

Still it's fun to yell at LP anyway.
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#94
RE: Keep calm and...
August 8, 2016 at 2:36 pm
Do you think LP will cut the cord or bite it in two?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#95
RE: Keep calm and...
August 8, 2016 at 2:44 pm
I am here. She hasn't gone to the delivery room. The doc says she will probably give birth tonight. I was expelled out of the room as her roomate was under examination.
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#96
RE: Keep calm and...
August 8, 2016 at 4:10 pm
She is 3 cm dilated now but the waters haven't broke. Her contractions are getting harder.
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#97
RE: Keep calm and...
August 8, 2016 at 4:11 pm
I wish I had weed. Really need to chillax. I am very hyped and keep pacing myself.
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#98
RE: Keep calm and...
August 8, 2016 at 4:13 pm
3cm?
Isn't that...far from enough?
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#99
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August 8, 2016 at 4:16 pm
They say at 4 they can do the epidural. Dunno.
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RE: Keep calm and...
August 8, 2016 at 4:41 pm
(August 8, 2016 at 4:16 pm)LastPoet Wrote: They say at 4 they can do the epidural. Dunno.

At 4...?... Epidural takes a while to have effect...maybe...maybe...
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