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#181
RE: Keep calm and...
August 10, 2016 at 7:13 am
Congrats PP, take care of LP Tongue
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#182
RE: Keep calm and...
August 10, 2016 at 8:16 am
Congratulations sir!

I want more baby details. Stop being a tease!
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#183
RE: Keep calm and...
August 10, 2016 at 10:37 am
Like I said, she has 3,750 Kg, 52 cm tall and a brunette like her mom. Big Grin
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#184
RE: Keep calm and...
August 10, 2016 at 11:16 am
(August 10, 2016 at 10:37 am)LastPoet Wrote: Like I said, she has 3,750 Kg, 52 cm tall and a brunette like her mom. Big Grin

Can you convert that to furlongs per hogshead?
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#185
RE: Keep calm and...
August 10, 2016 at 11:24 am
(August 9, 2016 at 11:29 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Little Sofia has born with 3,750 Kg!!! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

Yay!


Congratulations, papapoet!  But good lord, what a behemoth.  According to Google 3,750 kilograms comes out to more than four tons, or 8267.335 pounds to be exact.  I think Godzilla might have cuckolded you.  How is your poor wife doing?
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#186
RE: Keep calm and...
August 10, 2016 at 12:37 pm
We Portuguese use commas for decimal separator.
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#187
RE: Keep calm and...
August 10, 2016 at 12:43 pm
(August 10, 2016 at 11:16 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(August 10, 2016 at 10:37 am)LastPoet Wrote: Like I said, she has 3,750 Kg, 52 cm tall and a brunette like her mom. Big Grin

Can you convert that to furlongs per hogshead?
1.706 feet
8.267 pounds

And I am using decimal as point now lol.
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#188
RE: Keep calm and...
August 10, 2016 at 12:46 pm
Congratulations LP Heart and Happy Birthday Sofia Smile
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#189
RE: Keep calm and...
August 10, 2016 at 12:49 pm
Does this make you The Dad Poet's Society?

Sorry, I'll get my coat.
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RE: Keep calm and...
August 10, 2016 at 12:55 pm
(August 10, 2016 at 10:37 am)LastPoet Wrote: Like I said, she has 3,750 Kg, 52 cm tall and a brunette like her mom. Big Grin

OK, that's a start.

How much hair? APGAR's? Which grandparent does she look like? Eye lashes, long/short? Any birth marks?

And don't act like you didn't do a finger/toe count.

Did you cut the cord?
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