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International Blasphemy Day
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 8:54 am
It occurs to me by utilizing double anal, double oral, and double both hands and both feet nail holes, Jesus could accommodate all 12 disciples simultaneously . . .
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 8:57 am (This post was last modified: August 18, 2016 at 8:57 am by Jesster.)
(August 18, 2016 at 8:54 am)vorlon13 Wrote: It occurs to me by utilizing double anal, double oral, and double both hands and both feet nail holes, Jesus could accommodate all 12 disciples simultaneously . . .
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 8:59 am
and give Mary Magdalene a strap on to pleasure her Lords spear wound . . . .
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 9:11 am (This post was last modified: August 18, 2016 at 9:16 am by purplepurpose.)
Would be awesome guys if you would to say that to Christian personally and stream in online. I would watch it.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 9:16 am
I've said worse to an MCC friend of mine.

(he's a scripture cherry picker of the worst kind, we'll burn together)
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 9:18 am
(August 18, 2016 at 9:11 am)purplepurpose Wrote: Would be awesome guys if you would to say that to Christian personally and stream in online. I would watch it.

Why? Are you saying christians can't read, or use the internet? That's not very nice. We know they're dumb, but surely - some of them can read and tell the others... Tongue
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 9:34 am
Anyone else find it odd that it would be deemed necessary for us to mention these 'outrages' to some christers?

Can't god whisper in their ears and bring them up to speed on the blasphemers in their midst ??

Seems like my blasphemy doesn't make the cut for god deeming it an actionable offense . . .

Maybe god is too busy punishing pedo priests right now with carbuncles and goiters ??
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 9:36 am (This post was last modified: August 18, 2016 at 9:36 am by Mister Agenda.)
purplepurpose Wrote:Why not express your opinion in the face of particular leader or followers of the church?

Do you think that would be funny?
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 9:39 am
purplepurpose Wrote:Would be awesome guys if you would to say that to Christian personally and stream in online. I would watch it.

Why do you think that would be awesome?
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 11:27 am
(August 18, 2016 at 7:55 am)purplepurpose Wrote: Ideas are dead. And its stupid to be mad at ideas. What makes them alive in religion are followers and leadership of the church.

Why not express your opinion in the face of particular leader or followers of the church?

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