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I admit it ... I'm better than you.

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I admit it ... I'm better than you.
Doubting Thomas Offline
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 14, 2011 at 10:44 am
I make some kick ass wine.
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 14, 2011 at 12:54 pm
(May 14, 2011 at 10:44 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I make some kick ass wine.

My neighbor does that ... his beer is better, but his wine's not bad.

red or white?
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 14, 2011 at 3:35 pm
Maelforge burns down worlds, lets them rebuild, BURNS THEM DOWN AGAIN, lets them rebuild BURNS THEM DOWN AGAIN lets them reb-okay that's far enough BURNS THEM DOWN AGAIN!

I heal people to full, let them take damage again, HEAL THEM TO FULL, let them take damage again HEAL THEM TO FULL AGAIN let them tak-okay that's far enough HEAL THEM TO FULL AGAIN!
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 14, 2011 at 3:38 pm
(May 14, 2011 at 12:03 am)Skipper Wrote: Why wait two years? I can be there in 4 hours! Ready, set, smoke!

Two years would be my minimum estimate for gathering all the funds, paperwork, materials (heh) without slowing down other things. Big Grin

If you guys could get to the US, it'd be easier. Tongue Then again, by going to Europe, I could see Freetown Christiania... Thinking
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 14, 2011 at 5:50 pm
I'm the second best narrative DM I've ever played with. In case you didn't know that's a dungeon master from DnD. I'm a little rusty as far as table memorization, but I think hands down I could spin a a twisty mind fuck longer than most of your off the top of my head (insert theist joke here).

I'm also a damn fine sword fighter. I'm not sure of anyone elses' skills, I've been full combat Larping for 8 years. Studied for about 4 outside that. Dabbled in sport epee and saber fencing, fought live steel, waster and shinai, armored and not. I used to regularly practice kendo and with the ARMA. I've also taught a group of coworkers over in Korea, I'm not a good teacher though. I'm too hard knocks for most. I'd be more than willing to humbly accept any challenge.
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 14, 2011 at 6:02 pm
You can kiss my ass better than I can. Bravo!
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 14, 2011 at 11:07 pm
(May 14, 2011 at 5:50 pm)tackattack Wrote: I'm the second best narrative DM I've ever played with. In case you didn't know that's a dungeon master from DnD. I'm a little rusty as far as table memorization, but I think hands down I could spin a a twisty mind fuck longer than most of your off the top of my head (insert theist joke here).

I'm also a damn fine sword fighter. I'm not sure of anyone elses' skills, I've been full combat Larping for 8 years. Studied for about 4 outside that. Dabbled in sport epee and saber fencing, fought live steel, waster and shinai, armored and not. I used to regularly practice kendo and with the ARMA. I've also taught a group of coworkers over in Korea, I'm not a good teacher though. I'm too hard knocks for most. I'd be more than willing to humbly accept any challenge.

That's actually pretty cool .. well, the swordfighting thing, not the DnD thing - that's lame Tongue But yeah, swordfighting is definitely cool.
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 15, 2011 at 12:21 am
DnD is *not* lame.

But those who play it usually are Angel
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 15, 2011 at 12:09 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=117PRcSVbPQ

On topic:

I'm pretty good with pneumatics and hydraulics.
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 15, 2011 at 9:29 pm
(May 15, 2011 at 12:09 pm)leo-rcc Wrote: I'm pretty good with pneumatics and hydraulics.

I only know hydraulics on a need-to-know basis. Wink


However, I can keep 5 shots from a 9mm handgun within a 4 inch radius from 20 yards out.


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